Happy 30th birthday. Cool anniversary competitions for women and men

Every person's birthday is a special date. After all, this is a year of life lived that cannot be returned. And many do not celebrate their birthdays, citing the fact that they are already tired of celebrating every year. But the anniversary is a different story. The anniversary is celebrated every time, because this event occurs once every five years. We have it for you ready script anniversary of 30 years for a man. We think we've succeeded cool script, because it has games and competitions, funny skits and much more. Watch it and choose what you like best.

First toast.
The first toast I want to say is about the moments of our lives. Everyone knows that every moment in our lives cannot be repeated. Every moment is once in a lifetime. And even if we get together in a few years in the same company, everything will still be different.
I propose to raise a glass to the hero of the day. Raise him so that he appreciates every moment of his life. And so that you always go towards your goal!

Main holiday.

You know, every person dreams of something. We cannot live without a dream. I don’t know what our hero of the day dreams of, but I will try to make his dream come true. Which he once dreamed of. All people, one way or another, wonder if there is life on the moon? I can tell you with confidence - there is!
And in confirmation of these words, I give the hero of the day a visa to the moon, which was personally given to me by the head of the moon. And a certificate to visit the moon at any time!

Game for the mood.
Let's play one game that will cheer us up and liberate us all. The game is called - and it’s in my pants. Many people know this game, but still play it. Because she is cheerful and funny.
The rules of the game are simple: the guest says the phrase - AND I HAVE IN MY PANTIES, and then takes out one piece of paper from the bag and reads out what is in his pants.
Examples of phrases for the game:
- a subtle taste of modern England!
- a complete collection of modern entertainment!
- hedgehog!
- a living source!
- the most favorable conditions!
- nothing went sour!
- cleaning is in progress!
- the universe will fit!
- exchange office!
- something is hidden!
- favorable rate!
- bad visibility!
- sale!
- pass to the country's secret facilities!
- Sometimes it rains!
- dry and fresh!
- there are storms!

A scene for the hero of the day - baby.
For the scene you need some props. You need to prepare a sheet with a hole for your head and for your arms. You also need to sew a baby onesie onto the sheet. The sheet is pulled on both sides by the guests and held.

The presenter begins:
- a long time ago, 30 years ago, a child was born in one family.
(the head of the hero of the day appears in the place for the head, and the hands of another person appear in the place for the hands).
His parents were delighted with him and immediately shouted - hurray! But the child was frightened by their scream and began to scream himself.
(the hero of the day cries, imitates the first cry of a baby)
The parents began to calm their boy down and waved to him. In response, the baby waved his hands at them in the same way.
(the hero of the day, that is, the one who plays the role of his hands, waves his hands)
The baby grew not by years, but by days. He quickly understood everything and within a few days he learned to pat himself on the head.
(hands stroke the hero of the day on the head)
The parents thought that this was the child’s way of showing them that he wanted to wear a cap. And they gave him a cap.
(they give a cap to your hands and your hands try to put the cap on your head)
Although the child grew quickly, he still ate from the bottle.
(they give a bottle of milk into your hands and your hands try to feed your head)
IN kindergarten The child really fell in love with music and even started going to dances.
(they turn on the music and the hands dance with their heads)
And at school he fell in love with rap music.
(include rap)
Soon our baby became quite an adult and tried alcohol for the first time.
(they give a glass of vodka and let the head drink. They don’t give a snack and the hero of the day winces)
See how he immediately didn’t like drinking!
And so year after year went by, and our boy turned 30! And now he became like this:
The screen is removed and the hero of the day appears in all his glory.

Game with guests.
This block is entirely dedicated to playing with guests. The essence of the game is simple - funny tasks are written on the cards that the guests will have to complete. Guests take turns taking out one card at a time and doing what is written there.

An unusual game with guests.
You need to select four guests - two girls and two guys. They turn their backs to the guests. Signs are hung on their backs. For guys: sobering station, registry office. And for the girls: sauna, bushes. It is important that the signs with the words are not seen by the participants in the game. And the guests could see them.
After the signs are put on, the presenter begins to ask them the same questions. And the participants answer while the presenter comments on the answers.
Questions:
- do you like going to this place?
- how often do you go there?
- Who do you usually go there with?
- do they like it?
- how much time do you spend there?
- what are you doing there?
- would you recommend guests to go there?
- and which of the guests specifically?

Since the participants do not know what is written on the signs on their backs, their answers turn out to be ridiculous and funny. The main thing is not to forget about the host’s comments!

Gifts for guests.
The hero of the day was brought gifts for the holiday. But the hero of the day is not going to let the guests go empty-handed. let's hold a raffle and distribute gifts!
The lottery is simple - numbers from 1 to the number of guests are written on the cards. And each number has its own verse and a gift under the verse. Guests take turns taking out a card with a number, and the host reads the verse and gives a gift.
Poems for the game:

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The first truly significant anniversary for most people is the birthday on which a person turns 30 years old. Upon reaching this age, a person passes a certain psychological line that separates youth and adult life. At 30, a person becomes wiser, more experienced and more serious. But at the same time, the person still has youthful fervor and energy. Therefore, it is not surprising that most people at this age want to celebrate their anniversary in a truly fun, enthusiastic and memorable way. Anyone can be helped in this matter funny Games and competitions for 30th birthdays.

"Crocodile"

Thirty is the age when you can safely play the most popular youth game, which has conquered corporate parties, birthdays and anniversaries. If your guests are 25-35 years old, then you can safely invite them to have fun at their birthday with this game, which is now being considered a cult game. The rules of the game are known to everyone. The task of one player is to demonstrate, with the help of his acting skills, the word that was given to him by another participant. Everyone else must guess what was hidden. You can play as a team or individually.

"Corrupted MMS"

People who are thirty years old remember the famous game “broken phone”. At one time it was so popular that a television show was created based on it. For a little nostalgia, you can invite guests to play this game at your thirtieth birthday party. However, this game could use a little makeover to make it more modern.

The host asks the guests to line up in two columns with an equal number of players (at least four participants in each team). The first participants in each column are given a piece of paper and a pencil. After this, the leader goes to the back of the column and, in turn, shows each extreme participant a simple drawing. The task of the outer players is to use their fingers to draw on the backs of the people in front of them the pattern that was demonstrated to them. Thus, the pattern is transferred from the tail of the column to its beginning. The first participants who were initially given pieces of paper will have to draw the drawing given to them across the entire column. The team that draws a drawing more similar to the original will win.

Since after passing the circle last man draws, and does not name words, that is why the game got its name.

"Limbo"

At the age of thirty, people want to have fun no less than twenty-year-old guys and girls. Therefore, for the 30th anniversary, you can hold truly fun and incendiary competitions.

One of the most fun competitions, which will fit perfectly into the celebration, is the popular dance game limbo. To carry it out, you do not need any special devices that are shown in films. In order to play it, you just need to prepare a rope middle length and music to which participants will overcome the obstacle.

Two assistant presenters raise the rope to a height of one and a half meters, and the participants begin to walk under it, while actively dancing. You need to walk in such a way as not to catch the rope on parts of your body. In addition, you must maintain your balance so as not to fall. After each circle, the rope is lowered, making it more difficult to overcome the obstacle.

This competition is best held outdoors or on the beach, but also in indoors you can do this. However, in this case you need to be careful not to get injured.

Armless scrambled eggs

For this competition you need to boil a few eggs. The presenter calls two participants and ties their hands behind their backs. After this, he places eggs on the table in front of them and asks them to break them and then peel them. This is not an easy task, so the competition will certainly cause a storm of emotions among all guests of the anniversary.

"Zoo"

If the anniversary is celebrated in the company of good friends whom you want to amuse, then you can hold this competition. To carry it out, you need to call eight people among those who wish and ask them to stand in a circle and put their hands on each other’s shoulders. After this, the presenter whispers in each participant’s ear “eagle” and “rhino.” Then the presenter explains to the contestants that the “eagles,” when they hear their name, should tuck their legs in, hanging on the rhinoceroses. Rhinoceroses should do the same when they hear their word. There are no winners in this competition, but it looks fun.

"A Gift from the Past"

To hold a competition, you need to find last year's newspapers that were published on the birthday of the hero of the day. There should be a lot of such newspapers, since they will need to be distributed to all guests. The guests' task is that they need to cut out any gift for the hero of the day from these newspapers, for example, an image of a car or cars. Moreover, you can cut out certain words from the text of the newspaper and assemble a congratulation from them to the hero of the day. The winner is the one who managed to cut out the most original greeting.

"Guess who"

Men in at different ages love to play association games. Considering this fact, you can hold a fun competition for your 30th birthday, which will appeal to all the guests and the hero of the day. The essence of this competition is that the host takes the hero of the occasion out of the room, and the guests must make a wish for one of the guests. After this, the hero of the day returns and begins to guess who the mystery was. Leading questions should help him in this matter. For example, he might ask, “If a person were a fruit, what kind of fruit would he be?” Although there is no correct answer to this question, guests can make an association between the mystery person and a certain fruit. After the answer received, the hero of the day can ask a few more questions in order to confirm his guesses and name the person.

This competition is quite difficult, but fun. With him, laughter at your 30th birthday will be guaranteed.

"Gentle Pencil"

This competition is only suitable for guests who know each other well. The host asks the guests to divide into two teams with an equal number of men and women. The teams line up in two lines, and the leader gives each of them a simple pencil. The first participant holds the pencil between his nose and lip and passes it to the second participant, who must accept it in the same way. The winner is the team that was able to pass the pencil faster without dropping it.

"Chiropractor"

Another great contest to celebrate a man or woman's thirtieth birthday. The essence of the competition is that one person is selected and blindfolded. The presenter gives the rest of the participants pieces of paper on which this or that part of the musculoskeletal system is written. The “chiropractor” stretches his hands forward, and the participants take turns approaching him. The presenter tells the chiropractor which part of the body he needs to examine, and the participant presents this part to the therapist. After conducting the inspection, the driver must guess to whom he provided services. If he was lucky enough to guess, then “ chiropractor” changes places with the “sick” one, and the competition continues. From the outside, everything looks extremely fun and cheerful, which is what you need to celebrate your 30th birthday.

When choosing games and competitions for a 30th birthday, you need to give preference only to really fun activities so that the hero of the day does not have thoughts that he is getting old.

Youth is left behind, a truly adult, mature, conscious life lies ahead. The 30th anniversary should be celebrated in such a way that the holiday will be remembered for a long time, preferably forever. The anniversary scenario for a 30-year-old woman must be original enough to please the discerning birthday girl and her friends.

Turn on your imagination

Creative, creative and once again creative - these are the words that should become the motto of everyone who undertakes to create a scenario for the anniversary of a 30-year-old woman among friends. The birthday girl is still very young, and her friends, most likely, are too, so none of them wants to listen to monotonous congratulations and participate in boring competitions. Games and competitions for such an audience should be “edgy”, but without vulgarity, music should be modern, humor should be subtle, entertainment should be relevant.

First of all, you need to choose a theme for the anniversary. You need to decide whether this will be a traditional celebration or a themed party? You need to choose a theme depending on the character and wishes of the hero of the day. Some people like frivolous entertainment with cocktails, striptease and dancing until the morning, others like high-society glamorous balls, and still others like themed performances in Greek, oriental, and pirate styles. If creative people will be present at the anniversary, then you can arrange something like a skit party with guest performances. You just need to coordinate everything properly and be sure to conduct rehearsals in order to arrange the numbers in the right order and not put the guests in an awkward position.

We decorate the room based on the chosen theme. If there is a traditional celebration ahead, then flowers, balloons, etc. are hung on the walls. You can make a wall newspaper with photographs of the birthday girl (from early childhood to 30 years). For a holiday in style club party you will have to work on the lighting and ambiance: attach neon lights and a mirror ball, provide a place for a dance floor. If a skit is planned, then in the right place the scene needs to be set.

Entertainment for the young and cheerful

Competitions: entertaining guests

1. Call several guests “on stage” and give each one a newspaper or magazine. Then give them scissors (according to the number of guests) and ask them to cut out a gift for the birthday girl. This could be the word: “wealth”, “health”, “car”, or an image. The winner will be the one whose gift the hero of the day recognizes as the most valuable.
2. Blindfold one of the participants. Give the rest cards with the names of body parts (hand, ear, nose, elbow). Guests approach one person blindfolded and read the cards. Main character he feels the indicated body parts of the guests and guesses who is in front of him. To avoid excesses, it is recommended to choose representatives of the same sex (only men or only women) to participate in the competition.
3. Divide guests into teams. Give each team a card with a definition: “flower”, “animal”, “car”, “food”. Assignment: come up with greatest number Congratulations on this definition. For example, “bloom like a rose” or “roll in butter like cheese.” Whoever comes up with the most congratulations wins.
4. Competition for mothers. Divide the female guests into two teams. Assign each team a “child” - real or adult, and give them a set of “children’s” clothes. Let each participant hold one hand behind her back. The task is to dress your “child” before the representatives of the other team do.

Anniversary in nature

If weather conditions permit, feel free to go outdoors. On fresh air people relax, become more frivolous, have more fun and make contact. Since we are talking about very young people (after all, the birthday girl is only 30 years old!), the scenario for a 30-year-old woman’s anniversary in nature should be cheerful and spontaneous. The event can take place in different ways, it all depends on the wishes of the birthday girl and the budget. For the wealthy - catering, a swimming pool and guest stars, for the middle class - salads in bowls, a river, kebabs and karaoke.

In order for the outdoor anniversary to be successful, you should stock up on equipment for the forest and barbecue, props for competitions, prizes, gifts and equipment for musical accompaniment.

You need to congratulate the birthday girl at the beginning of the trip, so that she feels that everyone has gathered for her. In order for the hero of the occasion not to experience inconvenience, the gathering should be organized at her home, gifts should be given there, and then you should go into nature.

Take one of the gifts (the most durable one) with you and organize a “treasure search”. Immediately after arrival, ask one of the guests to distract the birthday girl and bury the gift in the ground, and attach pieces of the lawn map prepared in advance to the branches of the bushes surrounding the clearing. Pieces of the map can be attached to guests’ clothes, an ax handle, or a car. Some time after arriving at the clearing, invite the hero of the day and the guests to look for the treasure. The more difficult it is to find a gift, the more exciting the search process will be.

Home holiday

You don’t always want to celebrate your birthday in a restaurant or outdoors. It is quite possible to celebrate the 30th anniversary in own home. But a home holiday does not have to follow the same scenario (congratulations, toasts, food, TV). You can develop a scenario for the anniversary of a 30-year-old woman at home that will be the envy of professionals. Involve all participants in the future celebration in the process: the hero of the day’s husband, parents, children, friends, or use the services of specialists. You can invite actors, hosts, toastmasters, mimes, magicians, clowns and even stars to your home.

Cool scenario for the 30th anniversary of a woman Mar...

Cool scenario for the 30th anniversary of the woman Marina

At the table with friends,
Opening the anniversary,
And the kind that is spoken to friends heart to heart.
May today be our evening
It will be warm and cheerful,
Let them sound today
Let's celebrate the anniversary together
Everyone needs to pour it into their glasses!
Holiday
Birthday is an annual gift, given to a person in order to rejoice at the love and affection that his relatives, colleagues, and friends have for him. Today we have gathered to celebrate a significant date in life.
Marinochka. Eastern wisdom says:
Only he will conquer his age,
Who once a year, having gathered friends,
He will pour more glasses,
And he won’t drink for a year,
That they flew away forever
And he will drink for every year,
What will come to him in the future,
And the more fully and often you drink,
The more years you can live!
For the dear birthday girl!
Now let's greet each other... Table fun
They raised their right hand - they waved to the hero of the day!
well and left hand drops slightly to his knee... Not his own!
And your neighbor!
With our right hand we warmly hug our neighbor’s shoulder so decently...
Did you like it? Great!
We swung left and right. Well done!
Great!
Bravo!
They stroked their belly - They smiled from ear to ear!
Let's nudge the neighbor on the right, wink at the neighbor on the left!
We take a glass in our hand and fill it to the brim!
We continue the fun - we’ll clink glasses with the neighbor on the right... So as not to fog up the glass, we’ll clink glasses with the neighbor on the left....
And with the opposite neighbor - for a cheerful team....
Let's get up from our seats together - let's say a toast in our thoughts... Let's say in unison “Congratulations!” and we drink everything to the bottom!
Don’t forget to have a bite and pour yourself some more!
Dear friends, before we begin our heated celebration of the anniversary, I would like our hero of the day to read a woman’s prayer. "Lord, help me not to get drunk! Wake up in the morning in
OWN bed. WITH HUSBAND!
Help me not to lose my image as a business woman!
Don't punch your guests in the face!
And don’t sit with your butt in the salad!
Don't lose things (including yourself)!
Help me not to text anyone while drunk
SMS at 2 am!
Don't call!
And most importantly, do not confess your love to anyone! in any case, no more than 2 times!
Help me come home with two, not four!
And if I do something, Lord, erase my memory forever and ever!
Amen. A TOAST TO THE PARENTS. Today, the closest and dearest people of the birthday boy are present at the anniversary - these are mom and dad!

Dear guests!
Let's greet mom and dad with friendly loud applause. After all, they are also birthday people today! 30 years ago, on November 7, 1980, angels descended from heaven and a great miracle happened: a charming baby was born, the first-born in the family, a girl - Marina!

Dear parents
Do you remember the day when you brought
Marinochka from the maternity hospital? What was she like? Which one then
Do you see her now?

Well, now, friends, the moment has come
Fill a glass for your parents!
Glory, praise and honor to the parents!
I think the people will agree
Why should we raise a toast to our parents?
We wish you health and happiness! *The hall is large, and our guests
Few toasts are made. The first table will memorize the words: “There will be a lot of proposals!” The second table will tell us directly: “A birthday is a glorious holiday!” The third table will say: “Our honor to the hero of the day!” And the fourth, all jubilant: “Let us kiss the hero of the day!” Remember the words? We have gathered in this hall
Yes, we drank a glass,
We'll teach you how to have fun!.... First table!
1. There will be a lot of offers!
For what? We'll say it straight!...
Second table!
2. Birthday is a glorious holiday!
We'll knock our feet
Someone will make a toast... Third table!
3. Our honor to the hero of the day!
What to do? This is the case... First table!
1. There will be a lot of offers!
We should drink while standing.
Who will give the toast? ...Third table!
3. Our honor to the hero of the day!
We passed the test with flying colors! ...Third table!
3. Our honor to the hero of the day!
Why are you so official? To make it perfect,
Honor is not our main thing here.....
Second table!
2. Birthday is a glorious holiday!
This is worth drinking for
So that we can live happily,
What a date we are celebrating!.... The fourth table!
4. Kiss the hero of the day!
Let's repeat again, jubilantly..... Table four!
4. Kiss the hero of the day!
So now I will talk about life path hero of the day And you,
Marinochka, you will help me. Your task is as simple as a synchrophasotron. It is necessary to say: “Should we have a drink?”

This should be done after the words “And he says...” Once upon a time there was a birthday girl. She was inquisitive - passion!
It happened back in preschool age She comes up to her parents and says... (Celebrant of the day.
Shouldn't we have a glass?) No!
She says: “Where do children come from?” or “Why doesn’t the sun fall?”….
And the parents bury themselves in books, but they explain and explain.
But time passed, and in the 7th grade the school principal came out and said... (Celebrant of the day
Shouldn't we have a glass?) What are you talking about!
He says that every student will participate in some kind of Olympiad, and (Dobrova
Marina) - in all of them at once!
And she took part, even taking first place. Therefore, at the last bell, Marina Dobrova takes a response from all the graduates and says... (Celebrant of the day.

Shouldn’t we have a glass?) No, she says: “Thank you for participating, I received such training in the struggle of life.” ... Then technical school, sessions, coursework. She came to work to get a job and said... (Celebrant of the day.

Shouldn't we have a glass?) No, she asks: “Do you need specialists?” And the head of the personnel department says... (The hero of the day. Shouldn’t we have a drink?) No, he says: “Start tomorrow.”
She started, and every year on her birthday she says... (Celebrant of the day.
Shouldn't we have a glass?) Now that's right!
Note that the hero of the day herself suggested!... Let's pour and drink to the health of the birthday girl! Host: Probably each of you read astrological forecast. At the request of the hero of the day and her husband, an astrological forecast was compiled for this evening.

You just need to enter the names of the guests present, and I will read it out. (the birthday boy names 12 names of guests) ASTROLOGICAL FORECAST Today _____________ stars predict that at exactly 21-00 ____________ will be waiting under festive table at the feet of the birthday girl. At 22-00 _______________will fall face first into the salad and say: “Don’t disturb me, I’m having lunch.” ______________ will fall asleep in a sweet dream on _______________'s broad chest. The same chest will later serve as a pillow for several more honored guests. At 22-30 a dance program will begin, where _______________ and _______________ will perform the erotic dance “Butterfly Polka”, for which they will raise a large sum of money to purchase new dance costumes. At 23-00 _________________ will sit on the table with the words “Who ordered hot? Take me, I’m all on fire!” The evening will end with a musical number. The duet consisting of ____________________ and __________________ will perform the song “Oh, why was I born.” Today ______________ will be inviting girls to relax on the
Haiti. Tomorrow he invites _______________________ to improve his health. Well, in conclusion of our forecast, I can’t help but say about __________________, who will now stand up and say loudly: “Enough, people talk, we need to pour it, people!” Presenter: There’s even an inventory here. Garlic and onion You are always friends with them.
Cherish this friendship.
From all diseases and illnesses! Living water(brine) Since the feast lasts at night,
And in the morning my head hurts,
We ate it ourselves more than once
With the inspiration of a poet
Add this to something. 200 grams of sweets. There is no place for fun in the heart,
Sweeten this life
If you suddenly don't like someone
Or trying to do mischief,
There is no need to enter into conflict,
Draw the enemy and erase him with honors.
In general, don’t listen to us,
Smile and create
We raise a glass to you,
Standing, let's drink it to the dregs
Congratulations on your anniversary
You are the only one we have. Number-Gift: Hot Air Balloon Flight!Darling
Anniversary girl.

We want to give you a gift - a hot air balloon flight, here and now. You will see the beauty of your anniversary from above. It will be unforgettable, a storm of emotions and delight. I solemnly present
I give the hero of the day a certificate and invite you to take a ride.

Solemn fanfare sounds and 2-3 strong guys roll out a decorated office chair with more than 10 balloons tied to it. We put the hero of the day in a chair and ride 3-4 laps to the music. Then we raise the hero of the day at least 3 times (Clouds - music) In one song they sing “Birthday is a sad holiday!”
But for the birthday person, a birthday is an annual gift to rejoice in the love and affection that relatives and friends have for him, and for us it is an occasion to come to the person, his friends and say what is in our hearts!
Happy anniversary,
Marina
Raise a toast to
Your happiness
We've been in a hurry for a long time.
May luck follow you
Every day and every hour. And now I invite the guests to rise from their seats and, according to tradition, drink while standing for the anniversary of our birthday girl!
Laurel wreath.
To the one who did the deed
Didn't sit idly by
Everything was puffing, puffing, puffing. Anniversary TV show program “Ai, yes I am!”, in which everyone can participate, including you.

I ask you to be divided into pairs.
Women will act as players, men as buttons. I explain the rules of the game: the presenter asks a question to all players at the same time. The participant who knows the answer to it must press the “button”, which will immediately “produce” its musical signal, and only after that can he answer. I ask you to confer in pairs and choose an original musical signal, for example: “meow-meow”, “peak-peak”, etc.

(Men with buttons should put shower caps on their heads.) Attention, questions:
1. How many letters are in the word "anniversary"? (Six.) 2.
What is the date of birth of the birthday girl? (7.
11.
1980) 3. What is the name of the son of the hero of the occasion? (Topic) 4. Which city is the birthplace of the hero of the day?5. How many floors are there in the house where the birthday girl lives? (2) 6. What is the name of the car that the hero of the day has in his family? (Ford) 7.. Name the river that flows in the city where the birthday girl lives? (Dog).
8 How many children does the hero of the day have? (2) 9. In what month does the birthday girl celebrate autumn? (September) 10. Which newspaper notifies the hero of the day about the life of our city? (New Life) This was the last question. It's time to take stock.

The best experts were... (Rewarding the winners.) Song “Fortune Teller” Well, dear guests, gild your pen, and I’ll tell you the whole truth. (Husband) Well, handsome, gild your pen, I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow!
Oh, I see, I see everything!
You’ll get a hangover, you’ll be hangover tomorrow! - (Male) Dear, you’ll feel bad tomorrow, you’ll have to go to work! - (Female) And for you, I know exactly what will happen tomorrow!
Monday! - (Male) Oh, my rich one, in five minutes you’ll have a gypsy dance, and tomorrow you’ll have to wash your trousers. - (Female) Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eye on you today, I know for sure. Then also the heart, liver, tongue and everything else.- (Husband). You will sleep, curly, sweetly, you will sleep softly, until the salad is pulled out from under you! - (Women) will give you two bags of happiness today, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette! - (Male) There will be friends around you tonight.

Bobik, and
Polkan.- (Female) The endless distances are waiting for you, the unprecedented distances are waiting for you, you will think for half a day until you understand where you woke up! - (Women). Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one you will lose today. - (Husband) Get ready for a big battle!
Have you ever eaten red caviar? Pink salmon will come for revenge.- (Female) Wow, what a heavy blow awaits you!... In the morning when you get on the scales.- (Male) A big loss awaits you. You will lose your tie (belt). You'll search all night, and you'll find it in the morning. On the neighbor’s belt. (Takes out fortune telling cards) Let’s try together, all together




Everyone came with gifts, even flowers.
So elegant and in good spirits

The elegant one sits in the center
Birthday girl.
Looks at relatives, at work colleagues
And admires
In you give!!


He rushed from a long way to congratulate
Caucasian man, named
Gogi
He repeats barely coherently………………………Pachemu, are you drinking? In response, the birthday girl (You give)?…………….


Here everyone paid attention to
Damu

She's so sexy and sexy
She definitely won’t be going home alone.
Looks at men without hiding at all
Announces to them……………..
Guys, it's me!
And Gogi is snoring!........................
And the guests, still with utmost respect
Shouting congratulations.........
But then a seemingly quiet and modest man rises,

Tugging at your shirt on your chest,

Who's at me?
Following

He savors it, admiring himself……………………..
And the guests still show the utmost respect
They shout their own things so fervently…………..
Two playful, girly girlfriends of the day,
Gossip is being discussed about her.
They coo over a drink without harming themselves,
They are only indignant out loud…………………Well, no damn thing!
The neighbor lifted the man by the chest
And he says this mockingly……………..
Following
The lady in the boa is full of forebodings.
Someone is already on their knees screaming……………………………..
And Gogi screams………..
And the guests, laughing cheerfully, with the mood
They chant their…………………in a separate fragment, but brightly and briefly,
Contributed and
Waitress. She threw the arrows on the table
I asked…………………..
Who broke all the plates? The girlfriends have already lost their taste for food
They sit and swear………………..
Well, damn it!
The man's neighbor let him go,
Yells to the waitress……………………….
But the Lady is full of forebodings.
She doesn’t care, she only cares about her own …………………………… And Gogi screams …………………..
And the guests are already with utmost admiration
Everything is the same and just the same…………………………….
And the waitress, having poured herself some “Gzhelki”, asked her friends, pouring a little vodka for herself,
They drink, praise the drink………………The neighbor under the table takes a sip from his throat
Hiccupped and again …………………………….
And the guests poured drinks with pleasure.
The dishes clink to the words………………………… I should get up and dance,
Wave your wings
Eyeliner - today we are walking and having fun. and tomorrow morning, how nice it would be to go to the refrigerator, open it, take out a cold can of beer and... put it to your forehead. Beauty!. But imagine - there is no beer in the refrigerator. What should I do? I will help you. Right now you can get this coveted jar. There are beer lovers. I'm recruiting 5 people. come out. The beer is ready for you (5 cans in an opaque bag), but we’ll find out who gets what. I have printed cards with the names of the beer, it is necessary to explain without words, show this name, if the guests guess - the jar is yours, if not, then tomorrow I will enjoy and drink beer Call boys
Dress code: roll up your trousers, put on knee-length calico family panties, unbutton your shirt, loosen tie and socks dangling on your bare torso. You can put a printed “currency” under the elastic band of your panties 1. - We came to you for a holiday
Give yourself a gift, 1. - I have this tie, he has socks.
The muscles are steel, the pants are iron, the nipples are hard!
2. - That’s how cool we are, we are sexual giants
And they are so beautiful - you can’t take your eyes off them!
1. - You’re sitting in this outfit, just tear your eyes out!!!
Apparently you want to harass us sexually!
2. - Your skin is like a peach, your eyes are like emerald.
The men, seeing this, will die of melancholy.
1. - Don’t touch us with your hands!
It won't work that way!
Well, let’s move my husband aside, let him rest!
2. - Don’t look so sternly,
Better pour yourself a glass.
1. - We are happy to congratulate you
In that
Anniversary! 1. - To eat, to drink,
1+2 - Well, and most importantly - it could!
2. We will draw numbers in our beautiful place,
And your task will be to guess these numbers! (they turn their backs to the birthday girl and the guests and “draw” numbers to the accompaniment of erotic music. Either the birthday girl’s age, or 18, or her date of birth... The birthday girl guesses)

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To begin with, we suggest sending a voice congratulations on your 30th anniversary to your phone. It's inexpensive, but very effective!
Right now, choose the option to congratulate you on
Happy birthday and send to mobile phone girl. The specifics of age, as well as gender, influence what the scenario for a woman’s 30th birthday should be. 30 years is a pleasant date.

The moment has not yet arrived when ladies begin to actively hide their age or at least be reluctant to admit it. Life is not yet at its end. Therefore, one should most likely not include overly pathetic and sad notes in the script. It is best to make the event solemn, but at the same time do not forget about humor, otherwise this anniversary will be remembered exclusively as a dull event. Practice shows that most often birthday girls decide to celebrate their holiday traditionally.

The program consists of gatherings in a cafe or restaurant, where a host is invited to enliven the event. This is followed by dancing and other elements of the standard set. Specific nuances depend on the taste of the customer and his financial capabilities. Original idea for the anniversary scenario of a middle-aged woman - a Chinese-style tea ceremony. Oriental decoration of the hall with fans, draperies, lanterns and other paraphernalia eastern country will create a special mood. AND entertainment here it should be appropriate - it is worth inviting Chinese dancers, it is also worth choosing oriental music. You can invite a hieroglyph writing master who will give guests a short excursion into the art of calligraphy.

But friends and relatives of the birthday girl can organize a surprise for the hero of the occasion. Try to invite all the classmates and fellow students of the hero of the day that you can find. Such an unexpected meeting for her will be a great joy.

In general, the more pleasant surprises it will be so much the better. Such moments are perfectly remembered and leave the best impression of the event. When composing congratulations, it is necessary to take into account the character of the birthday girl.

Especially with humor. Because if you overdo it, the result will be a very big offense against you and complete misunderstanding on the part of the birthday girl. Professional organizers will be able to create a scenario that is universally suitable for any person, and will also take into account the preferences and character traits of a particular person.

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Introduction: 30 years old, this is a wonderful age. The woman already has a family, children, a husband, and also a job. But at the same time, her youth, her charm and beauty remain with her. And of course, this date should be celebrated solemnly, perhaps at home, and perhaps in a restaurant or cafe. Theme: For this holiday we offer you a light and free theme called “Women’s Happiness”. Suitable for decorating the hall Balloons, themed posters, of course, fresh flowers, because not a single woman can do without them. A place where she can sit
Birthday girl, we decorate her in a special way to make her stand out from the rest.

Oh, about grief,
Forget it now!
Host: Dear guests!
This anniversary could not have taken place if our birthday girl had not had such wonderful parents - mom... and dad.... Today is their anniversary. Exactly 30 years ago our
Allah!
Let's congratulate them on this wonderful event and give them the floor!
Since childhood, you have been my very best
And now she has become a respected lady!
And even though you are still young and youthful,
Beautiful and slender like a pine tree,
Congratulating you on
Happy birthday,
Let me give you some guidance!
Always smile at the sun and people,
And in life, luck and love will be with you!
Attention, dear guests!
Now let’s take a little break from the feast and check how well the hero of the day remembers his past years. The cards are laid out on the table, text side down.

30 years anniversary surprise

There are funny inscriptions on them: “I danced and sang all day,” “I walked with a boy,” “I drank tea,” “I worked for two,” “I listened to music,” etc. The presenter announces: let’s remember what we did
Alla, when she was 7 years old. The birthday girl must pick up any card and read it. After this, the floor is given to the parents, who are asked to tell their daughter about this age. We repeat the procedure 3-4 times. The scenario for the woman’s 30th birthday will be continued by a musical pause.

The favorite songs of the hero of the day are played. Host: Friends of the birthday girl prepared a small impromptu concert. The group "Buranovskie Maidens" takes the stage. They perform the song Party For Everybody!
The men's group also prepared a musical congratulation. Choir
Taburetkova performs the song “Million Red roses" Host: It's time to play a little.

Everyone was already noticeably happier. Now the game "Patter" is good. The conditions are such that whoever quickly reads the tongue twister without errors receives a glass of wine. The presenter lays out pre-prepared sweets in which written tongue twisters are wrapped. Participants take turns unfolding them and reading the text.

Host: Our feast continues, let's move on to dancing!
The scenario for a woman’s 30th birthday is over. ORDER A SUPER CONGRATULATION:
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To the one who did the deed
Didn't sit idly by
Everything was puffing, puffing, puffing. Anniversary TV show program “Ai, yes I am!”, in which everyone can participate, including you.
I invite to the studio the three most brave women and three men. Dear participants!
I ask you to be divided into pairs. Women will act as players, men as buttons. I explain the rules of the game: the host asks a question to all players at the same time. The participant who knows the answer to it must press the “button”, which will immediately “produce” its musical signal, and only after that can answer. I ask you to confer in pairs and choose an original musical signal, for example: meow-meow, “peek-peek”, etc. (Men with “buttons” should put shower caps on their heads.) Attention, questions: 1. How many letters are in the word “anniversary” "? (Six.) 2. What is the date of birth of the birthday girl? (7.
11.
1980) 3. What is the name of the son of the hero of the occasion? (Topic) 4. Which city is the birthplace of the hero of the day? 5. How many floors are there in the house where the birthday girl lives? (2) 6. What is the name of the car that the hero of the day has in his family? (Ford) 7..

Name the river that flows in the city where the birthday girl lives? (Dog). 8 How many children does the hero of the day have? (2) 9. In what month does the birthday girl celebrate autumn? (September) 10. Which newspaper notifies the hero of the day about the life of our city? (New Life) This was the last question.

It's time to take stock. The best experts were... (Awarding the winners.) Well, dear guests, gild your pen, and I’ll tell you the whole truth. (Husband) Well, handsome, gild your pen, I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow!
Oh, I see, I see everything!
You'll have a hangover tomorrow! - (Male) Wow, dear, you’ll feel bad tomorrow, you’ll have to go to work! - (Female) And for you, I know exactly what will happen tomorrow!
Monday! - (Husband) Oh, my rich man, in five minutes you’ll have to dance as a gypsy, and tomorrow you’ll have to wash your pants. - (Female) Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then there is the heart, liver, tongue and everything else. - (Husband) . You will sleep, curly, sweetly, you will sleep softly, until the salad is pulled out from under you! - (Female) they will give you two bags of happiness today, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette! - (Male) There will be friends around you tonight.

True friends. Tell me what to call them? Ball,
Bobik, and
Polkan. - (Female) Endless distances await you, unprecedented distances, you’ll think for half a day until you understand where you woke up! - (Women). Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one you will lose today. #NAME? - (Female) Wow, what a heavy blow awaits you!... In the morning when you step on the scales. - (Male) A great loss awaits you. You will lose your tie (belt). You'll search all night, and you'll find it in the morning. On my neighbor's belt. (Takes out fortune telling cards) Let's try together, all together
Say congratulations not in prose, not in song,
And with a simple creation put together in rhyme,
Such a boundless little performance.
All guests are seated, wave your hands!
Everyone came with gifts, even flowers. So elegant and in good spirits
Everyone shouts to the birthday girl... But look, it sparkles with happiness,
The elegant one sits in the center
Birthday girl. Looks at relatives, at work colleagues
And admires
In you give!!
And the guests, with zeal and tenderness
They shout theirs to her loudly again...

He rushed from a long way to congratulate
Caucasian man, named
Gogi
He speaks barely coherently………………………Are you drinking? In response, the birthday girl (What do you say)?…………….
And the guests still show the utmost respect
They shout congratulations……………..

Here everyone paid attention to
Damu
With the flower that came in the boa from the advertisement.
She's so sexy and sexy
She definitely won’t be going home alone. Looks at men without hiding at all
Announces to them……………..
Guys, it's me!
And Gogi is snoring!………………………… And the guests, still with the utmost respect
They shout congratulations......... But then a seemingly quiet and modest man rises,
The birthday girl's neighbor with a huge black eye
Tugging at your shirt on your chest,
Screams so excitedly………………Well
Who's at me?
Following
Lady with a flower, full of forebodings
He savors it, admiring himself……………………..

Hares song:
Every year on this day
Let's get together.
Not then again
Sit at the table:
On your birthday
We are without falsehood and flattery
From the heart and with the mood
Let's sing about it...

Chorus:
We do not care,
We do not care,
What will we eat?
What will we drink?
We've known for a long time
That's the way it is.
It's your birthday
Must be kind.

We have come to you
Not for dinner at all
Generosity kind soul
We managed to find out
It's your birthday
That's why we need
So that you can be congratulated
And tell you...

Host: Yes, indeed, that grass is not easy,
Over the summer it has grown thickly green.
You should have bunnies, mow all the greens,
Put it in the pockets of our hero of the day. –
Are you ready? Let's start!

(“The hares” are offered a bush of “grass” hung with dollars. Their task: cut off all the bills with scissors and put them in the basket. Who is faster?)

Presenter: Dear hero of the day! The “hares” and I wish you that you always have light heart and heavy pockets. Let's drink to that!

Congratulations

A remake of the song “Autumn”, a motorcycle cake is awarded.

Who is this….. - this is the leader!
…. - this is happiness and a tsunami
The happiness from which
We are so warm and tender
In general, Zaha stay with us!

Chorus:
….., …… – you are the best of all!
……,…… - you are a joy for everyone!
You are wonderful, so kind
….., you are simply a hero!

Games

1.Dance competition:

Gypsy - tambourine, scarf, earring
Russian - kokoshnik, flower
Chukotka - hat, mittens, ribbon with ornament
Lezginka - burqa, saber
Eastern - turban, monist scarf

Couples (man, woman) participate, draw out an envelope, it contains half a word, you need to find the other half, and this will be considered a pair.

2. Obstacle course

One participant from two teams leaves. Participants remember the route, their eyes and legs are blindfolded. The commands say the way. Whoever is faster will hear the route more accurately.

3. Matchbox
Couples participate by placing boxes on each other's noses to the music, to see which of the couples can do it faster.

4. Children's
sleeveless shirt
T-shirt
sandal
October icon

Four teams each have something for the birthday boy. Exercise:
At what age did the birthday boy wear and use the item?
How can it be used in real life?

5. Scene “Turnip”
Seven players-characters from the fairy tale Repka take part. The presenter distributes roles.

1. Turnip - every time it is mentioned, he raises his hands above his head in a ring and says: “Both-on.”
2. Grandfather rubs his hands and says: “Well, well.”
3. Grandma waves her fist at grandfather and says: “I would kill him.”
4. Granddaughter - rests her hands on her sides and says: “I’m ready.”
5. Bug - "Woof-woof."
6. Cat - “Pshsh-meow.”
7. Mouse - "Pee-pee."
8. The sun - stands on a chair and looks, and as the story progresses, it moves to the other side of the “stage.”

The fairy tale has begun.....

Grandfather "Tak-tak" planted the "Oba-na" turnip. The "Oba-na" turnip grew big and big.
Grandfather “Tak-tak” began to drag the “Oba-na” turnip out of the ground: he pulled and pulled, but he couldn’t pull it out.

The grandfather called, “Well, well,” the grandmother, “I would kill you.” The grandmother “I would kill” for the grandfather “Tak-tak”, the grandfather “Tak-tak” for the turnip “Both-on” - they pull and pull, they can’t pull it out.

The grandmother called, “I would kill” her granddaughter, “I’m ready.” The granddaughter “I’m ready” for the grandmother “I would kill”, the grandmother “I would kill” for the grandfather “So-so”, the grandfather “So-so” for the turnip “Both-on” - they pull and pull, they can’t pull it out.

The granddaughter clicked “I’m ready” to the bug “Woof-woof”.. The bug “Woof-woof” for the granddaughter “I’m ready”, the granddaughter “I’m ready” for the grandmother “I would kill”, the grandmother “I would kill” for the grandfather “So-so” ", old man, "Well, well," by the turnip, "Both, on" - they pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out.

The bug called "Woof-woof" to the cat "Pshsh-meow." Cat "Pshsh-meow" for Bug "Woof-woof"., Bug "Woof-woof". for the granddaughter “I’m ready”, the granddaughter “I’m ready” for the grandmother “I would kill”, the grandmother “I would kill” for the grandfather “So-so”, the grandfather “So-so” for the turnip “Both-on” – pull and pull, They can’t pull it out.

The cat clicked “Pshsh-meow” on the mouse. Mouse for the cat "Pshsh-meow", Cat "Pshsh-meow" for the Bug "Woof-woof", Bug "Woof-woof". for the granddaughter “I’m ready”, the granddaughter “I’m ready” for the grandmother “I would kill”, the grandmother “I would kill” for the grandfather “Tak-tak”, the grandfather “Tak-tak” for the turnip “Both-on”. They pull and pull, pull and pull... They pulled out the turnip!

Roles: Curtain, Throne, Princess, Prince, Air kiss, Window, Dragon, Dragon Heads, Dragon Tail, Horse, Clouds, Sun, Trees, Wind.

The curtain opens...

Castle. In the palace, the Princess sits on the Throne... A handsome Prince enters... Sends an Air Kiss to the Princess... They begin to be polite... At this time, an evil Dragon flies into the Window... with three Heads and a huge Tail..., grabs The princess... and flies away... The prince sets off to save the bride... Saddles up his Horse... and rushes like an arrow to the Dragon's cave... Clouds cover the sun..., Trees creak alarmingly..., The wind knocks the Horse off his feet ... and prevents the Prince from approaching the cave... The Dragon appears... Its three Heads spew out flames and smoke... The battle begins... The Prince cuts off the first Head..., the second and the third... The Dragon's body beats in convulsions..., The tail shakes from side to side... The Princess runs out..., trips over the Tail... and almost falls... The Prince picks her up... They kiss... The tail continues to swing...
The curtain is closing...