Cool scenes for a fun group of adults. Funny scenes for a woman’s birthday: choose options for funny congratulations to the birthday girl! A musical tale-remake for a man's anniversary
What holiday is the dearest and closest to each of us? No, not New Year! That's right, birthday! We bring to your attention funny scenes for a woman’s birthday at the table. Carefully study the exclusive selection of congratulatory scenes.
You will be able to have a fun and extraordinary holiday with your loved ones, family and friends, congratulate the birthday girl in an unusual way and amuse all the guests!
In this article you will find small new scenes that can be offered, including as impromptu.
During the performance, you can improvise, add something new. The main thing is that everyone will be interested and have fun!
A funny scene of birthday greetings to a woman at the table “Pleasant Surprise”
Characters:
- A man (husband, friend) is any prepared guest. He should only know the beginning of the scene.
- Painter. Dressed in a special uniform, holding a deep bucket and a wide brush. On his head is a hat made of newspaper. In his hands he holds an invoice with a seal and signature. There are rose petals in the bucket, but no one should see this. You can use a bucket with a lid.
During the celebration, when all the guests have long been sitting at the table, the first glasses have been drunk to the health of the birthday girl, a rude and persistent knock is heard on the door.
One of the guests(husband, friend) picks up and goes to the door with the words: What's going on there? I'll go and open it!
He returns, arguing with the painter.
Man: What can you do, honestly? Can't you see that you're at the wrong door?
Painter rudely: Man, don’t interfere with my work, please! You see, I have a stamped invoice. Everything is as it should be. Your address is written here. My task is to varnish furniture! They also gave me equipment: a bucket of varnish, a brush... (walks around and imitates painting).
Man: Stop this disgrace immediately! Do you see how many people have gathered here? It’s our birthday girl’s birthday today, by the way...
Painter: What about me? Congratulations, dear woman. But my work will not stand. Sorry!
Man: And I said - stop it immediately!
The painter, brushing him off, seems to be painting on the side of the birthday girl. But so that she can see him.
The man, in anger, begins to snatch the bucket from the painter. They're almost fighting over inventory.
Man: That's crazy! Quit now! Stop messing around!
Painter: Ah well? Quit? Yes please!
The painter swings the bucket over the birthday girl's head, as if pouring out the contents. And rose petals are falling from the bucket!
Everyone claps their hands in unison and shouts: Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!
The song by A. Pugacheva “Once upon a time there was an artist alone...” sounds. All guests at the table take out previously hidden roses (one flower at a time) and give them to the birthday girl.
Make sure that the number of roses in the bouquet is not even.
Shouting scene at the festive table “Wish for a satisfying life”
The host instructs all guests to carefully follow the chant. And as soon as the presenter gives the go-ahead to the men, they should shout loudly and unanimously: “Beer with kvass!” If the presenter waves to the women, then they should shout just as loudly and unanimously: “Bread and butter!”
Leading:
On your birthday today,
We all gathered together,
To congratulate you again,
We got seriously drunk!
We are all your friend, together,
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts.
And the car, and the estate...
(waves first to the women and then to the men)
Women: Bread and butter!
Men: Beer with kvass!
Leading:
We wish you love too!
May they love you all year long,
To be carried in your arms,
We also wish you bass... (waves first to men and then to women)
Men: Beer with kvass!
Women: Bread and butter!
Leading:
So that you fight back all year,
From annoying banknotes!
And so that they don’t end,
All year round, all year round!
They catch up, attack,
They bestow all sorts of blessings!
Well, we wish at once:
Women: Bread and butter!
Men: Beer with kvass!
Leading:
So that in the evening at work,
You found yourself caring
Lie by the TV
And count the entire salary!
So that the numbers don't add up!
So that the neighbors are surprised
And they asked you for an hour:
There is in the kitchen... (we wave to the men)
Men: Beer with kvass!
Leading: We’ll sit for a while... (waving to the women)
Women: Bread and butter!
Leading: Let's eat!
Leading: We’ve talked about food and drink so many times in this chant that it’s time to raise another toast to our birthday girl and have a proper snack and drink!
Funny role-playing scene “Turnip”
Everyone is sitting in their seats. The presenter places a bottle of cognac in the middle of the table, closer to the first participant. Then you will also need a large bottle of champagne.
Leading: And now, friends, let's remember the Russian folk tale about the turnip. And at the same time let’s play it! Do you agree? So, let's distribute the roles.
Props: a hat with earflaps for grandfather, a headscarf for grandmother, a headband with pigtails for granddaughter, a collar and leash for the dog Zhuchka, a headband with ears for the cat. Draw antennae and a mouse nose for the mouse.
The funny thing is that roles are given to everyone, starting from the first participant. So, for example, a man can be a grandmother, and a large woman can be a mouse.
Leading: Grandfather planted a turnip.
Grandfather puts down a small bottle of cognac and examines it.
The turnip has grown very, very big!
The presenter exchanges for a large bottle of champagne.
He pulls and pulls, but he can’t pull it out. Grandfather called grandma.
The grandfather waves his hand and the neighbor, playing the role of the grandmother, grabs his belt.
They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. The grandmother called her granddaughter.
They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out! The granddaughter called Zhuchka.
They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. Bug called the cat.
They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. The cat called the mouse. They pull and pull... They pull!
Grandfather takes the bottle.
Leading: Eh, no! Did you think everything was so easy? Now let’s show this same fairy tale to our viewers with different emotions. So, grandfather, you are constantly confused. Grandma, you don’t have time, you’re always in a hurry. Granddaughter, you are lazy and lazy. Bug, you're always trying to steal something! Cat, you are a white-haired woman and an intellectual. You don't want to get your paws dirty. Well, you mouse is an alarmist! You're the only one allowed to scream at the end of the scene!
The presenter tells the story again. The characters include the given emotions, making the guests laugh. And the last cry of the mouse will cause everyone to laugh!
At the end, champagne is poured into glasses. The host says a toast that the heroes of the fairy tale wish the birthday girl to experience certain emotions at the right time and for the right reason, and not like in this funny fairy tale!
Mini skit-competition for a small company “Merry Orchestra”
You need to record a short medley of country songs:
- Piano Pete - Red Wing (Country music 2018)
- Sterling Blythe - Foolish Tears (Country music 2018)
- Rich Owen and Michael Bloom - The Kiss of Death (Country 2018)
- Piano Pete — School Days (Country 2018)
- PErin Bonnie - Can't Bottle Me Up (Country 2019)
Give guests cowboy hats and toy instruments (can be drawn on cardboard): piano, guitar, drum sticks, mandolin, trumpet, bell, and so on.
As soon as the music starts, everyone gets involved and plays their instruments emotionally.
A microphone is also provided separately. He starts visiting guests completely involuntarily. And at the moment when someone’s singing is heard in the medley, the one who has the microphone in his hands instantly turns into a famous performer!
This guest gets up, puts on a cowboy hat and begins to actively imitate singing! If a man pretends to sing, and a woman’s voice sounds in the song, it will turn out funnier.
The main thing is to get into character! The microphone continues to walk among the free guests. All repeats. Whoever has a microphone in his hands when the song starts turns into a famous performer.
Musical scene at the table “Someone came down the hill” in a new way
All guests are divided into roles and groups: girlfriends, birthday girl, host, husband or friend of the birthday girl, older sister or mother-in-law, best friend, male friends, other guests.
They are given the prepared lyrics of the song. For a musical scene, you need a live performance (accordion, accordion, guitar, etc.) or a backing track of the song “Here’s someone coming down the hill.”
Groups sing verses at the command of the leader. The presenter has a script and sees who will sing after whom.
To act out the scene, the friends are given a plastic bag and an empty bottle, which they will hit with a fork.
A group of guests are given flowers to wave. One of the team gets a drawn duck. It will be funnier if it is a rubber toy that also quacks.
Mother or mother-in-law is given a brick. She will also present it according to the plot of the song.
Nobody knows the text, it will be almost impromptu. The couplets are sight read.
Girlfriends:
Someone came down from the hill,
He's in a hurry for his birthday.
He carries two bags in his hands (Shur-Shur),
And the bottle rings in them. (Ding!)
Birthday girl:
Walks with an awkward gait.
And bowing his head strongly.
And it smells, smells strongly of vodka! (Oh no no no)
Oh, he won't reach me!
Guests:
The trees around were blooming, (Waving flowers)
And the birds started nests. (Quack quack!)
He's in a hurry for your birthday.
But if only the legs would finish.
Leading:
He carries one flower in his hands.
The bouquet was lost for a long time!
Almost there! Doesn't see the door. (Door)
And then it breaks through the window! (two people hold hands)
Mother:(mother-in-law, older friend or sister)
And his tie came undone,
But the family doesn’t care about anything!
Why did he come rushing to us for the holiday?
And made his face like a brick? (shows a brick)
Husband(Friend):
I wish, dear, like this,
You may live another hundred years!
Why don’t you cry “bitterly”?
Wow, how hot it would be! (rushes to kiss)
Friends:
We barely pulled him away!
And they tore it off the shoulder!
If he could, he would marry again!
That's how hot his blood is!
A scene for a woman’s birthday: video
And in order to consolidate the good mood and further liberate the guests who were already dispersed, in the good sense of the word, we bring to your attention this video.
You can completely adopt it, or you can come up with something of your own based on this scene.
There are different funny scenes with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot can be chosen for the sketch - from your own idea to an already existing idea. You can write your own script based on your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for a finished work, a film, a fairy tale, or act out some story.
size>18 Mar 2012
Let's imagine that we are planning a holiday. We will invite friends, acquaintances, relatives and friends to the holiday. In the morning we begin to prepare for the event: cleaning and preparing luxurious treats. And now the guests have arrived, the table is set and after loud toasts and simple conversations it becomes a little boring. How to entertain guests? We can say for sure that everyone has experienced such situations. size>
10 Mar 2012
Are you having a holiday soon? Looking for funny scenes? You want it to be fun, but you don’t know how to prepare a holiday program or where to find skits. To prepare for a fun holiday event, people search the Internet for holiday materials. You can, of course, use some congratulations, but we invite you to watch our comic skits. We compose them ourselves especially for you and your upcoming holiday, or even holidays.
As you have already noticed, there are a lot of skits on the Internet, but they can be hackneyed and not funny. Therefore, we recommend watching only funny skits, then the holiday will be fun. For those who do not understand what a skit is and why it is needed, we will explain. A skit is a small performance (some kind of number) in which you can attract guests or perform alone. Guests can be dressed up in funny clothes, read some toasts, or just joke.
Here you will find only new scenes, especially for any festive event. I would like to note the fact that the site is updated with such materials quite regularly. Why do we try to compose them so often? And you will remember how many holidays there are in the year, how many reasons for fun... And these are: scenes for the anniversary, scenes of congratulations, for February 23, for March 8, children's and school scenes.
Dear friends, use our new funny scenes and you will not have failed holidays, as they will greatly diversify your holiday program, and all guests will have fun.
size>08 Jun 2012
A scene for an anniversary or a man’s birthday “Childhood”
(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):
My childhood, wait,
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!
Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any attack -
This, of course, goes back to childhood
We must go in immediately!
I'll tell you emphatically:
Everything is forgiven for you today!
Read the continuation of the anniversary scene below
size>08 Jun 2012
(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):
Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And I was in good health from childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer’s secret
I will open it to everyone on their birthday,
There is no more mystery in this!
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02 Jun 2012
Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You've all probably heard the expression: “Why are you walking around with shaggy hair like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: just such a client arrived at our birthday girl’s birthday! Meet Shishiga, my friends!
(A participant in the scene comes out dressed as Shishiga; it will be funnier if he is a large man, dressed in a woman’s dress and with very shaggy hair or a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the tune of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the film. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")
Read on for the continuation of this scene.
size>27 May 2012
(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):
We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!
Matryona (speaks):
Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?
Flower:
Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!
Read on for the continuation of the funny scene.
size>Funny scenes for a woman's birthday are a great way to avoid big preparations and diversify the holiday by congratulating the hero of the occasion in an original way!
Scenes can be divided into table scenes and moving scenes.
At the end of each cool performance, the birthday girl receives a gift, and the guests are charged with a great mood.
Moving scenes
Congratulations from the Italian Ambassador
You will need 2 participants who will play the ambassador and translator.
Props needed: an Italian costume and gifts - soap, a pack of spaghetti and onions.Ambassador: Ciao pockmarks!
Translator: Hello, dear guests!
Ambassador: Sono returned solarae Italy.
Translator: I came from sunny Italy.
Ambassador: Congratulations to Conchita (name of the birthday girl) on her birthday.
Translator: Congratulate the charming birthday girl on her birthday.
Ambassador: Fenya Italiano congratulations.
Translator: Please accept sincere congratulations from all the Italian people.
Ambassador: Just be tight.
Translator: May you have plenty of everything.
Ambassador: Ondavanto is completely undesirable for you.
Translator: I also want to give you gifts.
Ambassador: Chito face was not dirty - hand over cum fragrant saprone.
Translator: To ensure that you are always beautiful, accept fragrant soap as a gift.
Ambassador: Macaron bought cheap so-and-so
Translator: But the most important thing is our branded expensive pasta.
Ambassador: It stinks like a skunk rather.
Translator: And to make the pasta even tastier, add our special onions.
Ambassador: Conchita delavita. The little glass can't be filled.
Translator: I would gladly drink to the beautiful birthday girl.
(The ambassador and translator are invited to the table!)
Congratulations from aliens
Two of the guests are dressed as aliens and perform a remake song to the tune of “Grass near the House.” Costumes can be made from foil or silver-colored fabric. To make the performance funny, it is necessary to change the voices of the participants using helium.
Verse
We are from another Galaxy, we are from another Galaxy
They rushed over to say a few words.
From all non-humans, from all non-humans
We would like to wish you great happiness.And no matter how hard we try, and no matter how hard we try,
But we still couldn’t help but fall in love!
And even aliens, and even aliens,
But still, accept admiration!Chorus
You are so beautiful, like a Martian!
Like the Sun, you warm everyone with your warmth!
And even to all the galaxies of the Universe
Your beauty cannot be compared with yours.Oh, how we don’t want to, oh, how we don’t want to
But we still have to fly away.
We're saying goodbye after all, because it's a birthday after all!
We must give a gift to the birthday girl.Accept without embarrassment, without tears or regret
A gift so that we will not be forgotten.
Casting aside all doubts, casting away all doubts
You were able to make a wish.(After this, the aliens give the birthday girl a big star and take a photo as a souvenir).
Ideal man as a gift
You need to agree in advance with a short man and “reward” him with obvious shortcomings: put on a big belly, attach a long nose, dress him in a baggy suit with short legs, or tights with elongated knees, etc.
This congratulation is more suitable for the birthday girl’s friends. Imagine that your friends “decided to order the ideal man on a Chinese website.”Requisites:
1. Large box (suitable for under the refrigerator).
2. Brown correctors, like for makeup.
3. A living rose without thorns.
4. Nude tights.
5. Small inflated balloons.
Congratulations script
1 girlfriend: Our dear (name)! We thought for a long time what to give you. It turns out that you can buy anything on Chinese websites! There we found the ideal man: sizzlingly handsome, strong, romantic, wealthy! With him you will be like behind a stone wall!
(Doorbell)
2 girlfriend: And here your gift has arrived. Now close your eyes and don’t open them until we tell you.
(The box must have no bottom so that the man in it can enter the room on his own).
3 girlfriend: Open your eyes. And one, two, three...
(The box is removed and an ordinary man with a naked, plump torso appears in front of everyone. The girlfriends look at him in surprise).
1 girlfriend: Well, the Chinese, well, they are swindlers!
2 girlfriend: Stop panicking! They say that you can make a Macho out of any man. Now we will check it!
(The performance begins. While one of the friends is performing, others comment on her actions).
Don't have abs? No problem!
Shall we draw? Yes Yes Yes!
(Draws abs with proofreaders).The fact that the muscles are small
It doesn't bother us at all
Biceps we're one-two-three
Together, girls, let's pump it up!
(Men put tights on their arms and imitate muscles with balls).Our hero is almost ready.
But something is missing.
It would seem, what a banality,
Give a man a flower in his teeth
And look how the sexuality splatters!
(They give a rose to the teeth).And let's add the final touch,
He'll drive you crazy
Just any woman
When will he sing a serenade!(The man is given a guitar, maybe a fake one. The main thing is that after this the man approaches the birthday girl and performs a previously prepared song for her. But before that, he gives her a flower that he had previously held in his teeth!)
Table scenes
Portrait of a birthday girl
This skit requires 16 participants. You can do less, then the portrait will be passed around in a circle. In advance, you need to place a sheet of paper in the photo frame on which guests will draw a portrait. The sheet of paper must be at least A4 size. The prepared frame is passed around the circle and each guest must draw one part of the face. To make the portrait bright, it is better to prepare multi-colored markers. How and what to draw,” says the presenter.
1 guest: Let's draw beautiful eyes to drive you crazy without publicity.
2nd guest: And don’t forget about eyelashes. It should be thick, so that with a wave, we flutter!
3rd guest: And let’s add a neat little nose to her, let her have a snub-nosed, graceful question...
4 guest: And your mouth needs to be decorated with a smile, and not a malicious, nasty grin!
5th guest: Feel free to draw rosy cheeks.
6th guest: Big ears should not be in vain, so that compliments can be heard clearly!
7th guest: Let's reward her with a chic hairstyle. And we go into turbo mode.
8th guest: Draw a slender body without a flaw!
9 guest: There should be diamonds and platinum on the handles!
10th guest: And legs in stiletto heels will conquer the streets of France!
11th guest: We’ll dress our girlfriends in a fashionable dress to the envy of them!
12th guest: Let's fill the empty spaces with money. But we’ll still leave a little space.
13th guest: There should be a cool car nearby and a house by the sea, draw without sparing!
14th guest: We’ll also write “Happy Birthday” at the top!
15th guest: Let’s add that there is no better and more beautiful woman in the world!
16th guest: And we’ll present our birthday girl with the finished portrait!
Universal suffrage
The scene is suitable for a married woman. The host distributes two signs to all guests, except the birthday girl: one is red, the other is green.
After this, the presenter reads the text, if the guests agree with the statement, they raise a green sign, if not, a red one.
Thus, guests vote after each sentence spoken.Leading:
1. Today we celebrate the birthday of our dear (name). She set a stunning table, all the dishes were delicious!
2. It’s great when you have a reason to eat for free - pay attention!
3. I would like to wish (name) health, happiness, love from the bottom of my heart.
4. More money... spend on friends!
5. Ironing, washing, cleaning - this is left for the husband.
6. Pamper yourself more often: go to the movies, go to the theater, swim in the sea, kiss under the moon!
7 And, of course, the husband must carry him in his arms and fulfill all his whims!
8. And in the evenings hang out at the bar with friends!
9. And let only the most faithful, most devoted people always be nearby!
10. For you, dear, we will shout three times “hurray”!
If there is no time to prepare signs, guests can simply shout “yes” or “no.”
At the end, the presenter hands the birthday girl a bouquet of flowers or a memorable gift in the form of a medal or diploma “Ideal Woman” with the words “It was unanimously decided that our birthday girl is an impeccable woman.”
Compliments
1. The presenter prepares a bag of cards in advance. Each card has a letter of the alphabet written on it.
2. Guests take turns drawing out a card and calling a compliment adjective for the letter they got.
3. The participant who comes across the letters “ь”, “ъ” or “й” must perform a ditty, a song or give a poem to the birthday girl.
Next morning
The skit will require 10 players.
Everyone has a role to play as a human body.
Characters: Brain, Throat, Tongue, Eyes, Legs, Hands, Stomach, Mum, Bladder, Liver.
A sign with the assigned role is hung on the head or chest of each player.Brain: Oh, how bad. Eyes, open!
Eyes: You might think it’s easier now!
Brain: What happened yesterday?!!
Memory: Don't look like that. I was knocked out after the fifth toast...
Throat: Everything is dry. I'm terribly thirsty.
Bladder: Guys, I need to go to the toilet!!
Legs: We're not going anywhere...
Liver: Where I am?!
Brain: Still there, but a few more of these parties and you will definitely be cut out!
Memory: I remember! Yesterday was my birthday! The language still carried such nonsense...
Language: Honestly, I didn't want this!
Bladder: Guys, I’m not rubber?!
Brain: Okay, legs, now let’s go to the toilet and start heading to work!
Conscience: Should I at least brush my teeth??
Stomach: Shut up, damned one, where were your advice when they poured two liters into me yesterday?
Conscience: No complaints against me! It was the hands that poured it! Look how they shake!
Hands: Don’t scoff, we still have to work all day today.
Liver: Now I would like 100 grams to soothe my hangover!
Stomach: I see you can’t sit still at all. I need mineral water, urgently.
Language: I would better keep silent.
Brain: It's decided! Feet, take us to the refrigerator, maybe there’s some mineral water there?!
Leading: So that you don’t have to suffer in the morning, here’s a small gift for you (he gives the birthday girl a bottle of mineral water decorated with a festive bow).
Love will come unexpectedly (or three sisters)
Characters
1. Sister No. 1 Miramistina.
2. Sister No. 2 Avdulina.
3. Sister No. 3 Alyonushka
4. The fourth face is the Mirror (speaking).
5. The main character is the Tsar.
(We choose active, artistic, and well-fed men for the role of sisters, or, on the contrary, very thin men. For the role of Alyonushka - a large and “powerful” guest - so that he can lift the king in his arms).
Props and musical accompaniment
1. Chopped musical pieces (listed below), recorded voice of the presenter.
2. For girls: shaggy wigs, braids, false breasts, butts (or balloons), handbags, beads, fans, hats.
3. For the mirror: stretched foil over a stretcher and a hole in the center for the face.
4. For the king crown, toy or self-made scepter, staff, cloak.
Progress of the scene
Leading:
We lived, we didn’t grieve
Three sisters lived together.
Elder Miramistina (appears to background fairy-tale music),
Middle, light Avdulina (Avdulina comes out),
And the fourth was called affectionately and drawlingly: “Alyonushka” (Alyonushka appears).Three girls sang songs in the evening, talked,
That men have forgotten them...
How can they get married, find grooms for themselves...The older sister gets up and immediately goes to the mirror,
She approaches the mirror and asks questions about herself.(A fragment of Aleksin’s song “Well, why are you so scary”) is included.
Avdulina smiled and also bent over to the mirror -
Tell me about me, what did I do for three days?!(Song of Glory “Loneliness is a bastard!”).
Alyonushka went to the mirror, wiped the dust off it and heard:
Song “How beautiful you are today!” V. Meladze
Leading:
As soon as the mirror sang, the door creaked quietly,
And the king enters the room - the sovereign of that side!(Background music)
The three sisters stood up modestly (I say again - modestly!!)
And they bowed to the king...
The Emperor was single, although not at all young.
The king looked at those girls and quietly sang a song...((Song of the group “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels” “Girls are different”).
Here the sisters became shy, but were not at all confused -
The first one quickly said: “We have gifts, for starters!”
Of course, I won’t say anything, but what do I want from you!?(Seryoga’s song “Black Boomer”)
Leading: Well, the middle one said that she only needs a little bit, just crumbs... for the path!
(Song of Viagra “Girls’ best friends are diamonds”).
Leading: The youngest Alyonushka did not ask for any gifts, but approached the Tsar and, suddenly, it rang out:
Yu. Karaulova’s song “I Just Want It So.”
The king was completely confused, he wanted to please everyone! All the girls are good, you need to choose for the soul!
Song “If I were a Sultan!”
Leading: The mirror was indignant here, it bent over the Tsar, “What are you doing, royal face?” Here the king scratched his neck, there’s something I didn’t tell you... Don’t be angry with me, find out the truth about me!
An excerpt from Igor’s song “My Mom Makes Coffee” with the words “But I don’t have money, as always!”
When Miramistina heard it, she immediately gave away the picture: Song "Get Out" Viagra!
Avdulina did not play around, she repeated her thoughts loudly: Song “I’ll send him to heaven for an asterisk” by Lolita
Leading: And Alyonushka sighed, pulled the Tsar’s hands and...
Song "I'll kiss you" gr. "Factory". During the song, Alyonushka takes the Tsar in his arms and carries him away.
Leading: That's the end of the fairy tale! The king finally got married! And we wish our birthday girl love and love again!
"Gymnastics Stars"
Heroes: three men dressed in gymnastics costumes
Cloth: costumes for gymnastics - tight leggings, T-shirts, ribbons on the forehead.
Props: Hoop, ball, clubs, ribbon (gymnastics).
Conditions: each “gymnast” must show the most ridiculous movements, smile, pull his toes and arms forward. The more ridiculous the movements, the funnier it is.
Music: cheerful, sporty.
Presenter: Dear friends, today and only now, especially for our birthday girl, famous champions will appear on this stage with a free program! So, welcome!
First gymnast
Claudia Tateryauchusis! Winner of the summer gymnastics games in Latvia. Solo with ribbon.
(Music. The gymnast performs a dance with a ribbon.)
Presenter (comments on the dance): Ribbon dance. All movements speak only of one thing: be happy, dear birthday girl! No matter what happens to you, no matter what knots fate ties on your path in life!
Second gymnast
Anisa Abab. African medalist in outdoor gymnastics games with clubs.
Presenter (comments on the dance): With her dance, the gymnast congratulates her on her birthday and wishes the birthday girl that golden rain will fall on her and fill her soul with happiness
Third gymnast
Sofia Pedalkina, Russia. The undisputed winner of the Olympic Games in the category of hoop dance.
Plot "Tenderness" Dance with a hoop.
Presenter (comments on the dance): Dear birthday girl, let love burst into your home and cover you from head to toe. Love and be loved!
(Three gymnasts are enough. For each, their own background music is turned on. At the end, all gymnasts run out to a common composition: “Long live gymnastics and the birthday girl!”)
"The Cheerful Doctor"
Hero: male doctor. Artistic and funny.
Cloth: robe, shoe covers.
Requisites: stethoscope, pre-prepared recipes.
Progress of the scene
The doctor examines all guests, makes diagnoses, and gives out prescriptions.
Listens to the guests' heartbeats while listening to cheerful music and dispenses advice.Doctor's advice:
- drink a hundred grams of vodka, eat a cucumber and dance a cheerful dance;
- brush your teeth daily with red caviar;
- in the morning on an empty stomach, drink one hundred grams of champagne and snack on a slice of orange;
- not going to work for two days, and then coming back as if nothing had happened and telling everyone “how I missed you!”;
- approach the mirror exclusively with the words “I don’t want this cake!”;
- raise eyebrows at the sight of pretty girls;
- tell your husband three times a day after meals: “Darling, now you are mine!”;
- drink a bucket of mineral water every day without a snack;
- deal more often with the opposite sex and not in an administrative manner;
- Every day at noon, do sports: hold the sofa on your back;
- drink, smoke, swear only in dreams!
Then listen to the birthday girl’s heart, take her temperature, make her breathe into a tube, clench her fist, clench her pulse, and read out the diagnosis on a beautiful piece of paper.
Extract from the medical history of the Birthday Girl:
- Dear birthday girl! Your age is at the very peak of female prime!
- Your Blood - everything here is confirmed by tests - “blood with milk”!
- Life activity is diverse, variable and developed!
- Your pulse beats like a pure spring!
- There is no constant rhythm in the heartbeat (either it works like the most accurate clock, or it goes off scale with surprise).
- Vision - 110% - like an eagle, it is impossible to hide even small change in your pockets!
- The sense of smell is amazing; it can determine every second where and with whom her loved one or her least loved one has recently communicated.
- As for the hearing: it is exceptional - not a single important call goes unattended.
- There are complaints: falls asleep while reading books or after a hearty dinner.
- The daily routine is increasingly moving from standing mode to lying down mode.
Based on the above, the doctor is ready to make an unequivocal conclusion - my patient has just begun to live!
Finally
At the holiday, it is important to combine table scenes with moving ones. This way the guests won’t get bored or get tired of the Host’s tasks.
It is best to prepare scenes and the necessary props in advance. It is not necessary to rehearse the entire program with guests - as practice shows, the most fun holiday is achieved with participants who are ready to impromptu.
In a restaurant, a client ordered a steak. The waiter, fulfilling the order, carries the steak and holds it with his finger. The client is indignant:
-What are you allowing yourself to do? Are you touching my steak with your hands?
The waiter answered him:
- Do you want him to fall to the floor for the third time?
2. Reasonable waiter
A client, while eating soup, saw a cockroach swimming in the plate. He indignantly addresses the waiter:
- I caught a cockroach in your hodgepodge!
“Don’t worry,” the waiter answers, “you’re still lucky.” You see a man at the next table, but he didn’t catch it.
3. The all-seeing waiter
A man, eating ice cream, turns to the waiter:
- Your menu says that ice cream with nuts, I finished almost the entire portion, but there were no nuts.
- Yes, they are there, it’s just that your teeth are rare.
4. Straightforward waiter
A man in a restaurant looks at the menu for a long time and cannot make a choice. The waiter comes up to the table and asks sympathetically:
- Can I tell you anything?
- Yes... Tell me, how do you cook chicken?
- Well, in general... We just tell them directly: “You will die soon!” Why bother telling them?”
5. Hasty waiter
The waiter hurriedly approaches the client’s table:
- Please, quickly eat this salad that I just brought you...
- Why such a rush? - The client looks in surprise.
- Because the sanitary inspection came.
6. The right waiter
In a Japanese restaurant, a customer placing an order:
- I'd like salmon rolls, please, and instead of wasabi, Chilean horseradish.
- In general, to hell with you, and wasabi... Did I write it down correctly?
7. An inconspicuous waiter
Waiter…. There's a fly in my soup! What does it mean?!!!
- Sorry sir, but I take orders and serve, and do not interpret omens.
8. Savvy waiter
Man to the waiter:
- I would like to get the same thing that the lady at the next table has.
- No problem! I’ll invite her to the phone now, and you go ahead.
9. Clarifying waiter
The indignant client calls the waiter and says:
- What kind of chicken did you bring me, just skin and bones!!!
- What did you want with the feathers?
10. The all-knowing waiter
Confused man in a restaurant:
- Waiter! What kind of soup do you have - some kind of water!
- Not just any kind, but boiled!
11. Happy waiter
A visitor in a restaurant says to the waiter:
- This meat is very hard! It's impossible to eat! Call the administrator!
- He won’t help, he has false teeth.
12. Thoughtful waiter
Waiter! I'll call the chef! I won't eat this latex!
- This is unlikely to help, he won’t eat it either.
13. Sexy barmaid
A visitor addressing the barmaid:
- I'd like a bottle of Rum.
- With myself?
- No, without you.
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SCENES
Incident in the restaurant
(characters: guy, girl, waiter)
A guy and a girl enter a restaurant, sit down at an empty table, study the menu and call the waiter.
Waiter: Good evening. What do you want?
Guy: Hello. I'd like your signature roast pheasant, please.
Waiter: So well-fried with a crispy crust?
Guy: Yes.
Waiter: With spices?
Guy: With spices.
Waiter: And so that the meat is juicy and tender?
Guy: Well, yes!
Waiter: And one that has the appetizing smell of wood smoke from a fire?
Guy (irritated): Well, yes, with all the things, you have everything written here! (points to the menu).
Waiter: You know, unfortunately, we don’t have pheasant today.
Guy: Why not? Why are you fooling me here then?
Waiter: Sorry, I forgot. There was one pheasant yesterday. And he flew away. Right out the window. From the kitchen. Didn't follow.
Guy (addressing the girl): Wow, pheasants are flying out of the windows here! (to the waiter): Do you have a restaurant or a zoo here?
Waiter: Restaurant. But the zoo supplies us with food.
Guy: Well, there you go! (addresses the girl): Maybe then you can order something for yourself, while I look for something else (reads the menu).
Girl: And for me, please, this “magic borscht” (points to the menu).
Waiter: Ah, “magic borscht”! You made a wonderful choice! So rich for you?
Girl: Yes.
Waiter: And with sour cream?
Girl: With sour cream.
Waiter: And so that such an aroma emanates from him almost a kilometer away?
Girl: Well, yes.
Waiter: In such a beautiful ceramic pot?
Girl: In a pot, in a pot, everything is written here (points to the menu).
Waiter: Oh, sorry, I don’t think we have borscht.
Girl: Why not?
Waiter: Not anymore, but recently I was.
Guy: How's that?
Waiter: The cook prepared such rich borscht today, just super borscht! And he ate it. The borscht turned out so delicious that the cook couldn’t resist and ate it all! Maybe you'll choose something else?
Guy: You don’t have a restaurant here, but God knows what! Either their pheasant flew away, then the zoo supplies them with food, or the cook ate borscht! There is no guarantee that you won’t have another dish!
Waiter: There is a guarantee. I give a guarantee. I can list for you the dishes that we definitely have.
Girl: Well, list them.
Waiter: Doshirak noodles, semolina porridge, soft-boiled eggs, jacket potatoes, oatmeal sir...
Guy (interrupting) Enough, enough! You have one thing on the menu, but in reality it’s completely different. Call the manager.
Waiter: Do you want the main thing?
Guy: Yes, the main one.
Waiter: The most important thing so that there is no one more important than him?
Guy: Yes, exactly like that!
Waiter: So respectable and serious that he would listen to you attentively?
Guy: Yes, respectable and serious!
Waiter: And preferably with a pen and notepad to write down all your complaints?
Guy: Yes! Yes! Yes! Call someone already before I go crazy with you! Waiter: Oh! And you know, our respectable manager died. He died yesterday. Yesterday I wrote down the client’s complaints in a notebook and died right there! From a heart attack.
Guy (takes the girl by the hand): Let's quickly run away from here before we have a heart attack! (run away).