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SMS wishes Good night with humor
P Last night I was lying in bed looking at the stars - the beautiful sky and the endless horizon and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?
N night fell, silence,
And where is your hand now?
And what are the thoughts in your head?
What do you want in the dark?
Don't hold him so tight
After all, this is your PHONE, Baby!
TO what if you're not in bed?
Why are you still awake?
You play on the computer
Or are you just sitting there?
Ah, you're looking for a bedtime story!
So now I'll show you
Quickly jump onto the bed
I'll tell you right now.
You understand everything, turn it off,
Well, go to bed quickly.
Close your eyes quickly
Don't forget to hug your wife.
L my little guy, are you awake again?
You, night owl, say
It's a sin to sleep at night,
How stupid and funny.
You Good night.
And sleep - don't sleep, as you wish.
WITH Hurry up, close your eyes and go to bed, I’ll start the stopwatch! Just don’t lie down on the edge - remember about the gray wolf who can grab you by the side. The sooner you fall asleep, the sooner you will wake up. May you have the sweetest dreams in the world, in which the stars will play hide and seek with you, and the moon will illuminate your path.
WITH calm down, I won't come,
I'll spend this night
At work in the office...
Oh, these bosses!
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> WITH toe frogs and crickets,
You're the only one who can't sleep,
Sleep, sleep, sleep quickly,
How can I put up with you?
I'm tired, I just want to sleep
Let's swear for you.
I'll just lie down on the bed,
You'll start riding me.
That's enough, I'm leaving
I can’t bear it anymore, I can’t bear it anymore.
I'll lie down on the kitchen floor,
Good night to you.
N and you can’t fly with a broom anymore,
Thank God you fall asleep.
Your friend, soft black cat
Warms a girl's tummy.
SMS - good night,
Without a broom or other damage.
WITH good night and may you dream about the chocolate kingdom. And don’t forget to try the chocolate fence and drink from the milk river.
R fish, bunny, cat, fly!
Sleep, beloved little animal!
On a down pillow
Put on pink ears!
N hell the moon is burning on the earth,
I want to sleep until morning.
I want to say, in short,
Sweet Dreams, good night!
P May you dream of a gentle, white, affectionate animal -
He will stroke your ass and turn you on a little,
He will kiss your neck and then your stomach,
Then he will go down a little lower and...
Good night! Your animal!
G I sleep all night long,
You understand, luck is coming.
But I haven't forgotten about you
I want your sleep to be sound.
Good night SMS
It will arrive properly, like a summons.
T Iho night will come in the city,
And the clouds moved away from the moon,
Know that you are alone with me forever,
Sleep. Your Adam. And you are my Eva.
WITH Wishing you sweet, tender, beautiful, unforgettable, pleasant, delicious, unusual, extravagant, extreme, chic, awesome, cool, soft, fluffy... and also openwork, crystal, colorful, marmalade, chocolate and erotic DREAMS!!!
WITH take it easy, darling,
I'm about to leave for the match,
Even if my club loses -
I promise not to wake you up!
May you dream of victory
The cup that they are trying to take,
If suddenly this miracle happens,
I'll kiss you in the morning!
IN I'll add a mug of sugar and honey
And I'll put syrup in it.
I'll upload everything via SMS.
I'll send you a sweet dream
AND Life became shorter by a day, no sex, good night.
WITH good night hubby,
Just don't snore today.
It was just a hard day
So I got tired of everything at work.
So that you don't snore today,
I'll pinch your nose with a clothespin,
But it won’t help, well, alas,
I'll cover your nose with our heating pad.
Good night hubby,
I want to wish tiredly.
And you lay down on your side,
And you’ll sleep on me very sluggishly.
AND I try not to overeat at night so that my sleep is sweet and deep! I wish to sleep until the roosters, not to be woken up by a car alarm! I wish you a peaceful night to prepare for the next, but already stormy one... Sweet dreams!
WITH baby, close your eyes, open your mouth slightly,
Don’t forget about saliva - wipe it with your hand.
All jokes aside - sleep dear!
You are beautiful without wiping off your saliva!
WITH the sun wanders between the roofs.
You're probably asleep now.
Why am I sitting and getting angry?
Let me dream about you!
I'll lie down next to you on the bed -
Don't open your eyes!
Pale silk along the shoulder
I'm spread out, I'm hot,
I'll kiss the curve of your lips -
Whoever saw it died
And I will calm down on my chest.
When you wake up, wake up...
Z finally fall asleep!
If you're going to talk
And count dogs, sheep,
Always thinking about the weather
And about morning food,
And about what to go out in public in,
And about bread and water,
It won't be true!
Sleep well, sweet dreams!
Stick cotton wool in your ears,
Count the cows first
Or other cattle!
E If you don't wish me good night, then five little devils will come to you and tickle you all night!!!
WITH time to go, good night,
We are very, very tired
They don't want to see their eyes,
They fall asleep, they fall asleep,
Lips are tired of speaking
And the teeth cannot chew,
Our legs are tired
That they were trampling along the path,
The hands are sleeping, they are tired
Lifted and grabbed
And they wrote and waved,
They gave us no rest
Sweet dreams, time for bed,
Sleep well until the morning!
L my beloved, good night! I'll come home at two in the morning!!!
X Look, I'll come to you in a dream,
I will kiss you tenderly in silence,
I'll sit next to you on the bed
And I won't let you sleep all night?
I to you tonight
I'll fly like a mosquito,
I'll bite your ear
As much as I want.
You don't believe my words
Why don't you want to sleep?
I'm not a bug, in your crib
To bite you at night.
Okay, sleep well already,
I won't fly to you.
It's just a text message
I just want to see you.
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AND I have sweet dreams with a slight hint of vanilla
Late Night Dessert Service
WITH pi, my darling, sleep, good
Otherwise I’ll throw you out of bed
Hush, Little Baby, Do not Say a Word,
Sleep well, mother...
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I thief. I'm here to steal your sleep and your heart.
H no matter how mosquitoes bite you,
Bugs and various insects,
Wish you good night,
I want you my chamomile.
May you have dreams
So that without nightmares and anxiety.
You will discover all your dreams in them,
And in your dreams you will see roads to them.
So go to sleep quickly
Good night my mouse.
And only in your dreams don’t forget,
How I love you monkey.
The night stole our thoughts,
And brought me vivid dreams,
Give yourself to her right now
Under the intoxicating breath of spring.
Bunny, sleep, good night!
May your sleep be very sweet!
Kind, bright and healthy,
Definitely fun!
May he bring freshness
It will save you from worldly worries!
Sleep, little bunny, bye-bye
And hug your pillow!
May the coming night give you so many sweet dreams that the memories of it will bring a happy, dreamy smile to your face for a whole week. Carefree dreams and subsequent pleasant awakening!
A star shines through our window,
I need to get some sleep, yes, yes!
We sleep like Eve and Adam
We need to gain strength.
In the morning you and I are alone
We'll find something to do!
Sleep, my dear baby,
The stars dance in circles
The moon looked through the window -
Night is walking across the Earth.
Sleep, my soul's delight,
The city began to fall asleep.
And you need to go to bed,
Come on, step to bed!
I wish that the fairy of sleep dipped her brush into the sweet nectar of dreams and glued your eyes until the morning, so that you, my love, slept sweetly until dawn and saw romantic dreams.
Good night, bright dreams
About our stormy love.
And let there be an awakening
These daring dreams will continue!
Furniture and books sleep around you,
And the phone went silent tiredly.
Go to sleep peacefully, sweetly, baby,
Well, I'll sneak into your dreams.
Let’s not dream about Palma de Mallorca,
And our sweet cozy home.
Eyelashes tremble slightly with delight,
And your dream will continue later.
Good night, queen of my heart, sleep sweetly, and I will hold your hand in mine all night. I can’t look into your dreams, I’m always jealous of you for them and I’m afraid to part with you for a minute!
Night has arrived.
Sleep peacefully like a groundhog.
Just don't get up early -
Give it to the fireman.
Sleep in captivity of a big blanket,
Like a baby, until lunch!
It was a difficult day! Hold on for now
Or are you dreaming of a crib?
Finally the night is near,
And pleasant dreams await you!
I wish you a rest,
Gain strength and recover!
And of course, the sun, don’t forget:
Remember about me... then go to bed!
Sleep, my unexpected joy. Let the most secret fantasies, the most bizarre images, the most secret desires come to life in your dreams. But even in dreams, do not give in to temptation, breathe evenly, maintain peace of mind and moral character.
I'll carry you to bed in my arms,
Go to sleep, my love, quickly and sweetly.
The night will cover you with a blanket of stars,
So that you are not afraid, I will lie down next to you!
I ran around, I got tired
And he became famous in his deeds,
So it’s absolutely necessary
Take a break from the affairs of the universe!
Lay on your side,
Make yourself more comfortable
Order a great sleep
And behave yourself!
I wish you to immerse yourself in sweet, fascinating, realistic dreams. And may all your dreams be about my beloved! Have a nice night and a light, cheerful awakening, my dear!
Alina OgonyokThe dead fox sleeps,
The strangled bird sleeps,
Headless hamster
Look how limp he is
Drowning in the stinking muck,
Mice sleep in an aquarium
Embryos sleep in a test tube,
The pharaohs are sleeping in Egypt,
And in the Moscow Mausoleum -
Lenin sleeps blissfully,
Having made a mistake once,
The sappers are sleeping at this hour,
A fly sleeps in a spider's web...
SLEEP!!! OTHERWISE I WILL HIT YOU WITH A PILLOW!!!
If you come to me in a dream, I'll be scared,
And if you come during the day, I’ll scream!
Come on, I'm kidding, I'm kidding
Because you know how much I love you.
Sleep, my dear, sleep, good one
Otherwise I’ll throw you out of bed
Hush, Little Baby, Do not Say a Word,
Sleep well, mother...
How are you probably already going to bed?
I ordered two bats to guard your sleep,
I asked the ghosts to sing you a lullaby and
persuaded Dracula to quietly kiss you near your neck.
Good night.
Good night, good night.
I wish to see a goat and a donkey.
A goat until midnight, a donkey until the morning.
Good night, have a nice sleep.
Good night wishes on mobile
Sweet dreams to you baby, but no need to snore, listen!
Try not to kick the blanket over the horizon,
so that the bed doesn’t have to be repaired early in the morning,
so that the soft pillow does not lie on the floor,
so that you don’t have to look for torn pajamas in the corner! Good night!
I can’t fall asleep again, for hours,
until three in the morning, and all this because
that you, asshole, forgot to say goodnight to me.
It's easy to say: “Good night!
Wish you dreams until dawn.
But everyday and very simple
Go to sleep with a serious look.
Let the wishes be funny
Colored ones will send you into dreams.
But just don't lie against the wall,
So as not to knock your knees out in your sleep!
And don't snore like a sleepy bear
And don't roll around in bed too much.
Behave decently in your sleep
And you will see an unusual dream!
The knight rides and rides on a horse,
Sleep sweetly, my little monster.
Sleep peacefully,
Let the pillow be soft!
Let me dream about hemp.
Sleep tight until the morning!
Today I will come to you
I'll strip naked
and I'll spend the night with you
in bliss until the morning.
It's so good to be with you,
my favorite bed.
Sleep, my disgusting thing, sleep!
Bend your legs behind your neck,
Cover your ears with your heels,
What, it’s inconvenient, dear?
Night has come and silence,
And where is your hand now?
And what are the thoughts in your head?
What do you want in the dark?
Don't hold him so tight
After all, this is your PHONE, Baby!
The night can be very different, someone snores, and someone suffers,
Someone teaches, someone eats, Someone drinks vodka with someone,
Who laughs, who shoots, Who remembers their loved ones.
Someone is texting... What are you doing, baby?
Sleep, my joy, bye-bye...
Grab the heel with your mouth...
Leg over shoulder forward...
You are a yogi in life now...
May you dream of a gentle, white, affectionate animal -
He will stroke your ass and turn you on a little,
He will kiss your neck and then your stomach,
Then he will go down a little lower and...
Good night!
Your animal!
OOO
An angel descended from heaven,
And in your dream you dreamed
Kissed me tenderly on the cheek,
And he hugged me all night.
OOO
I wish you good night,
Let lightness and tenderness cover you.
Let the rustle of grass bring peace,
And in your sleep you rested and were yourself.
Amazing and dizzying stories for you,
A carriage full of magic in a dream.
Let it carry you away from problems, from vanity,
Will remind you of purity, where dreams come true.
OOO
The night took you in its arms
And he rocks like a child...
There is no sadness or boredom in a dream,
But there is a fairy tale for you.
You will undoubtedly be in it
The main, important character.
Close your eyes quickly
Take the dream on board!
OOO
Lie more comfortably on your side,
And close one eye,
Sweetly stretch once
And close the second peephole.
The night beckons, come to the call,
Good night sweet dreams.
OOO
Sleep my cat - sweet, sweet!
I'll come to you on the sly
I'll kiss you - sweet, sweet!
I'll lie down next to you.
I will be passionate and mischievous!
And forgetting about the night's sleep,
We'll be with you until the morning
Love both body and soul!
OOO
The crib has been waiting for you,
It's dark outside the windows and the stars are shining,
The country awaits you with sweet dreams,
Lie down, come on, I'm serious!
I wish you good sleep and pleasant dreams,
I wish you to gain strength,
I wish that all your dreams are bright,
I wish all the negativity goes away!
OOO
Bye-bye, my song
About your future dream...
There is nothing more wonderful, believe me,
He sneaks in silence.
Crawls on his belly,
Unnoticed, like a snake...
So that you fall asleep and wake up
And happier and fresher!
OOO
Let it not disturb your sleep and peace
The squeal of a drill and the sound of a hammer behind the wall,
Not a mosquito squeak, not a cat's screams!
Good night! And sweet dreams!
OOO
Under a fluffy blanket
Don't freeze without me
Quietly and tiredly
Sleep sweetly!
OOO
Good night and magical dreams,
I wish you sleep and gain strength,
Make yourself comfortable quickly,
Everyone needs to say goodbye to their affairs.
Drop the project and turn off the laptop
Turn out the light, quickly crawl under the blanket,
Let silence reign all around now,
You need to get some good sleep today!
Good night wishes funny sms
OOOThe night has come, and you are not close,
I'm lying all alone...
There's a part of me in SMS
Let him hug for me.
OOO
The moon is rolling across the sky,
Behind her are the naughty stars!
Let the abyss of sleep swallow you up
You're like reading a cool book!
OOO
It got dark. It's time to bye-bye everyone.
Close your eyes quickly!
May the night be generous with your dreams,
Drool your pillow until the morning!
OOO
It's time to fall asleep long ago...
A dream floats in the darkness like a ship,
Calling you to come aboard
And ride the waves of the night.
OOO
I'll make a wish
I wish you a wonderful dream.
In the morning you wake up and sing,
Know that I am always with you.
OOO
My sleepwalker, are you awake again?
You, night owl, say
It's a sin to sleep at night,
How stupid and funny.
Good night to you.
And sleep - don't sleep, as you wish.
OOO
You go back to bed.
I don't even know what to wish for.
May you dream about the girl of your dreams.
I hope that you will see me in your dreams.
OOO
Night will fall quietly in the city,
And the clouds moved away from the moon,
Know that you are alone with me forever,
Sleep. Your Adam. And you are my Eva.
OOO
Good night, baby.
Let your dreams fly to Paris.
I want to squeeze you tighter
AND good night wish you!
OOO
My handsome, good night,
I want to see you very, very much
But it’s a pity I can’t get to you,
I can't even steal you!
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OOOSpend the coming night smartly and sportily: deftly catch the blanket, skillfully maintain your balance and do not roll out of bed, demonstrate a strong grip on the pillow and take the most comfortable sleeping positions, so that even yogis will envy you. Good night.
OOO
I wish your night to be as calm as a hundred year old tortoise. Sleep as sound as heady absinthe. And waking up is as pleasant and sweet as fragrant flower honey.
OOO
Sleep baby, close your eyes, open your mouth slightly, don’t forget about the saliva - wipe it with your hand. All jokes aside - sleep dear! You are beautiful without wiping your saliva!
OOO
Let your pillow be soft, your blanket cozy, and the night give you serenity and strength for new fantastic achievements.
OOO
May your sleep be like a ripe melon. Cleanse it from the bustle of the day, and it will reward you with a juicy, unique taste.
OOO
I wish the little princess the very, very sweetest, most Good night! May you dream of fairy fairies and may my smile warm you!
OOO
Tonight, in your crib, when you are already asleep, I will sneak a peek into your dream to kiss you!
OOO
Hush, Little Baby, Do not Say a Word! Don’t lie on the edge, you’re a queen - your place is in the center of the bed.
OOO
Life has become shorter by a day, there is no sex, good night.
OOO
Sleep, kitten, bye-bye, may you dream of paradise, round dances of flowers, good night, sweet dreams!
OOO
Are you still awake? Then we go to you! Sweet, colorful dreams!
OOO
Goodnight My Love. I wish you bright colors of dreams and sweet moments of dreams.
OOO
I sent an angel to kiss you goodnight, but he came back and said that an angel doesn't kiss an angel!
Sleepy stars are shining in the window, now my thoughts are only about you, I want to snuggle up to you, kiss you, love you, adore you! 23
Don’t be sad about the bad, dream about the good :), lie down in your crib and fall asleep soundly! 32
I fall asleep with you
I fall asleep quietly, next to you!
Just nearby and without words,
I hug you tenderly and tenderly
And of course I wish
Good night sweet dreams!
30
The night can be very different - some are sleeping, some are blinking, some are teaching, some are suffering, some are remembering their loved ones. Well, I’m writing to you - that I love you and am really looking forward to it! 24
Night. You're not sleeping. Quiet. You are silent... It's sad without you, baby! There is one star far in the sky - and she is also lonely, just like me without you! 22
Little cat, fluffy ears, sweet kisses, see you tomorrow, good luck! 37
The sweetest and fluffiest, kindest, warm, clean and beautiful, wonderful, playful, super-fashionable, interesting, modern and famous,
with a cool beat, with a cool bass or with the smell of flowers - in general, super-duper dreams!
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Let the god of sleep shower you with white red poppy petals, intoxicate you with the honey aroma of blooming gardens and take you with him to sweet Dreams, full of bliss and tenderness! 22
Let the wizard show you beautiful things all night fairy dreams! Kiss! 16
Are you already going to bed? Then we are coming to you - sweet, beautiful, colorful, joyful dreams! 19
Look at the sky now
There you will see a star!
Smile at her soon
I look at her too!
19
Night has come and silence, in which only you are not present... I want to hug you, press you and not let you go! 30
Hot fiery fantasies, unbridled desires, mysterious touches and simply beautiful enchanting dreams! 7
Night is coming soon,
Turn off the TV
Are you making the bed...
And I just want to hug you -
These are my dreams,
My Love, sleep well!
13
If you dream about something, you will walk past my dreams to brighten up my loneliness, come into my dreams! 20
There are many stars in the sky now, shining in the light of the moon, but I see the most beautiful light only in your eyes! Goodnight, my Love! 6
Good night, honey, go to sleep quickly! May your dreams be beautiful, don’t forget me! 34
Let this night be calm - curl up in a ball, no one will wake you up! :) 22
In velvet pillows,
In warm blankets
Sleep tight my baby
Go to the balls.
In picturesque fairy tales
Wander around a little
There, in wonderful colors
We'll meet, maybe!
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And in the sky the stars shine brightly, the moon is bored, just like me. I mentally kiss you sweetly, good night, my girl! 16
I want to come to you, hug you tight, look you in the eyes, kiss you, whisper good night in your ear! 32
The day is for a date,
The sun is for the day,
Night is for falling asleep,
Good night! Kiss you!
14
I am writing you my message and wishing you good night! As you read these words, think about me! See you soon - love and kisses to you! 3
The night's sleep creeps softly, on a cat's tender paws, may you dream of a fairy tale and fill you with affection! 25
Sleep, baby! May your sleep be calm, sweet, and strong. I send my kiss, I wish you a very good night! 27
I’m writing now and thinking about you, the most beloved in the world... Honey, I’m crazy about you, I wish you good night and kiss you sweetly! 46