Guests at the dressing up anniversary. A collection of funny skits for a man's anniversary
Funny scenes for an anniversary: a script with a description of artistic costumes
Fun and unusual
To prevent the celebration of the round anniversary from being reduced to a trivial feast with super-abundant libations and gluttony, you should think through the scenario of the celebration. Funny scenes for the anniversary will greatly enliven the event.
Preparing costumes for amateur artists
You can assign the responsibility of preparing outfits for the performance to the guests in advance. But it is advisable that the actors themselves do not know what the funny skits for the anniversary will be about - this will turn out to be more unexpected and funnier. For the impromptu performance “Glorious Mukh-Tsokotukh”, which can be performed for a male hero of the day, you will need the Mukha costume itself - a derived name from “Mukhi-Tsokotukhi”.
It’s easy to make by sewing “paws” onto the cape - long sewn sleeves stuffed with cotton wool or padding polyester. You can also use cut foam rubber for stuffing. It’s also worth thinking about how you can make eyes - sort of balls on a wire.
For greater irony, the swallowtail, which will be portrayed by a man, can be prepared with a women's butterfly costume with a short skirt. They put it right on the trousers - it looks super comical! And a cool butterfly headdress on a representative of the stronger sex does not help create a boring and serious atmosphere at the holiday. Funny anniversary scenes begin to amuse guests and participants from the moment they change clothes. The sexy girl is offered an outfit of a tight-fitting striped T-shirt and matching knee socks.
Approximate script for the scene “Glorious Fly-Tsokotukh”
Before the start, the presenter distributes roles to the guests and invites them to put on the attire prepared for the performance. Artists should not know the plot in advance. They only know that there will be comic, funny, non-trivial scenes for the anniversary. They are given a task: to act out the action following the words of the author, which for this scene should be sung to the tune of the old song “Once Upon a Brave Captain.” By the way, if you print the words of the presenter and give them to a person with an ear for music, then this role can be performed without special preparation. In this case, funny anniversary scenes will turn into completely improvised mini-performances.
Act one (the hero of the day is on the “stage”)
Once upon a time there lived a glorious Mukh,
The name was Mukha Tsokotukh.
Once it was his anniversary...
How many years did our Mukh live?
We don't want to hurt your ears,
Let's just say that a crowd of guests had gathered.
He was sitting
He didn’t laugh, he didn’t joke, he looked out the window...
After all, today is your anniversary!
And pour a full glass for the guests!”
(This is where alcohol is poured and drunk.)
Act two (Sexipchela and Swallowtail appear)
Here comes Sexychela,
She brought him honey.
But a little - lubricate your lips a little.
And Machaon appeared -
He was handsome, gallant,
He had come a long way because of Little Bee.
And Mukh sat
He didn’t laugh, he didn’t joke, he looked out the window...
Until the toastmaster sang to him in a friendly manner:
“Glorious Moh-Tsokotukh, smile!
After all, today is your anniversary!
Glorious Fly-Patter, pull yourself up!
Dance, fellow hero of the day, among friends!”
(The music “Waltz of the Little Swans” plays and all the “insects” dance ballet.)
Act three (same)
Our Machaon sat down with the Bee,
He began to bully her,
Like, he was in a hurry and flying towards her
A lot of days.
Defeated the Owl on the way -
Took her head off
He crippled the Tiger, Wolf and Fox.
He lied to her
Until the toastmaster said in his ear:
“Stop lying and filling in, Swallowtail friend!
After all, lies do not decorate men.
So that ladies don’t give love suddenly,
You should write us 10 reasons!”
Held comic competition"10 reasons". It consists in the fact that participants write on pieces of paper any 10 reasons that should explain something to someone. And then the presenter reads out the questions, to which everyone takes turns giving answers from the sheets of paper. The result is a funny confusion, similar to the game “Nonsense”.
End of the mini-performance
Cool scenes for an anniversary can be based on any well-known plot, only altered.
For example, in the play “The Glorious Fly-Clicking”, instead of the Old Man-Spider, the Spider may appear, who will not eat the Fly, but will demand that he marry her. It is very good if the miniature being played is somehow tied to a specific hero of the day; it mentions his hobby or affection. You can act out any fairy tales in the same way, but rewritten in a new way.
Scenario for a woman's 50th birthday
Scenario for a woman's 50th birthday maybe in the form of a small performance with dressing up, the guests really like it.
The table is set, the guests are seated, but there is no birthday girl. Everyone (the uninitiated) asks: “Where is Natasha? Where is the birthday girl?
The first guest (host) says: “I’ll go and look for the birthday girl,” leaves and returns with a man who has a mustache, is familiar to all the guests, but now he’s wearing a fluffy women’s wig (we had a green one), a woman’s dress (we had it wrapped in a beautiful scarf) and holds a large cardboard “Passport” in his hands.
Second guest: “Who is this monster, where is our beautiful Natasha?”
Man: “Hello. I am Natasha. Don't believe me? Here I have a document, a passport.” He opens the passport, it says, large enough for everyone to see: “Natasha Sh. – 50 years old” and a real large photograph of the birthday girl (taken from the Board of Honor).
Second guest: “Comrades, what is this happening, where are the police (police)?”
Third guest (puts on some kind of uniform cap, vaguely reminiscent of a police one) “The police are here, what’s the matter? Who's fake? Show your documents,” takes the passport so that everyone can take a better look at it, and says: “The passport is real. Photography, printing - everything is there. Sit down the birthday girl, we’ll celebrate.”
Second guest: “No, this is disgraceful, the policeman is probably not real either. We need to call the prosecutor."
The third guest (a policeman) quickly takes off his cap and says: “And I am both a prosecutor and a judge. United Russia"
The second guest and everyone else: “Well, this is just chaos”
The third guest (a policeman) puts on his cap: “Well, okay, don’t shout. The police will do everything possible to find the hero of the day.” He runs out and comes back with the birthday girl, who is handcuffed (or something like that). “Here, comrades, the hero of the day was hiding in the closet. She says that she is not yet 50 years old and does not want to celebrate her anniversary.”
Presenter: “It’s really impossible to believe, our Natasha turns 50 today, she’s so young and beautiful today.” The song “How beautiful you are today” is playing. The guests return to the table.
Second guest: “What are we going to do with this impostor (points to a man in disguise)”
Natasha: “Sit me down at the table, I forgive you, this woman probably came from my Armenian relatives, she’s so mustachioed.”
Everyone laughs.
Third guest (policeman): “I’ll interrogate her as she drinks alcohol, she won’t get over it like that.”
The presenter begins the ceremonial part, the order of the authorities and the trade union is read out.
The scenario for the woman's 50th birthday is over.
- 50th anniversary scenario for a woman (2)
- Comic congratulations happy anniversary to the woman 50 years old
- Sketch for the 50th anniversary “Gift from Olympus”
- Sketch for the 50th anniversary of VKontakte
- Sketch for the 50th anniversary “On the Train”
Scenes with dressing up for an anniversary "for an anniversary"
1. Sketch “Sea Turtles”
Host: Dear guests!
Look, aren't these cuties?
Aren't they cute sea turtles?
Turtles: Dear Yuri Alekseevich!
We don’t give you nets, but a variety of glasses:
Blue to dream, black to hide everything,
Pink to get a buzz, transparent to look at the world.
Dear hero of the day!
If you wear them all at once,
Oh, how happy you can be then.
(They put on 4 pairs of glasses for the hero of the day.)
Host: What crazy sea turtles!
They will now dance the “Back to Back” dance with you on this stump.
(The song “Sea Turtle” plays. Guests and “turtles” perform the “Back to Back” dance.)
2. Scene “Brave Chingachgook and his faithful friend Pigeon Egg”
(on children's horses, which are made in the form of a long stick for jumping, Chingachgook solemnly rides out - he has many feathers on his head, and his friend Pigeon Egg - he wears a flesh-colored bathing cap to imitate a bald head, only one feather is fixed vertically on the top of his head They drive up to the hero of the day and greet him)
CHINGACHGOOK:
Greetings, my pale-faced brother!
My faithful friend Pigeon Egg and I left our wigwams to pay our respects to you! Our path here was long and difficult! More than one feather has flown from my head true friend, but here we are here and in our hearts there is joy from seeing you! Even though we are separated by hundreds of miles, we have always considered you a member of our tribe! Listen to what I say now! We have a custom - to choose a leader from the bravest warriors of our tribe. I suggest choosing him now, choosing him right here! Let our new leader be the one who accomplished this feat - he gathered so many guests in his wigwam and, despite the crisis, set such a table!
Yes! It's you, my friend! From this moment we declare you the leader of our tribe! Let it be so!
(he also puts Indian feathers on the hero of the day, and then says):
And now you need to go through a small rite of passage, demonstrate to everyone your dexterity, intelligence and resourcefulness. To do this, you must complete three of my tests. Don’t worry, even if you fail, we have already unanimously chosen you as our leader, taking into account your past achievements!
My friend, Pigeon Egg! Bring out our props! Do not pay attention, friends, that my faithful assistant is always silent - modesty has tied the tongue of this brave warrior!
So, the first test is for dexterity!
Bend right hand in the elbow, lift it, I’ll put a box on it, throw it with your elbow and try to catch it!
(conducts testing)
Now I’m making it more difficult! Bend both your elbows, lift them, I’ll put a box on each hand, throw it up and try to catch it again, but now there’s already two boxes!
(conducts testing)
Second test of resourcefulness! Guess whether the paper will withstand a glass of vodka if it is placed on a glass? If you guessed it, show it to us!
(conducts a test, the secret is that the paper must first be folded like an accordion, and then placed on a glass and a glass of vodka placed on it)
And the last test: name all the colors of horses you know!
(the birthday boy lists, then Chingachgook speaks again):
My brother! You are worthy to be called our leader! As a reward, I give you my horse!
(gives the horse)
Ride quickly to your squaw (wife or in Indian), and ask her to bring us some fire water on the path! Hoo! I said everything!
(the hero of the day gallops to the table, pours glasses, and his wife brings them with a bow to the Indians, they drink, now sit on the same horse and gallop from the hall with a whoop)
3. Sketch “Dancer”.
The blacks carry out the dancer (you can dress up as a dancer young man: put on a beautiful bra, bloomers, make a veil on your face from a gauze scarf, draw bright eyes) on a stretcher. The vizier follows (in a turban and brocade)
Oh, wisest of the wisest, worthy of the worthy, most beautiful of beauties! (bow low). Shah Hussein ibn Sina...having heard about your triumph, he sent you the best of his dancers as a gift, so that she would delight your radiant eyes with her dance and show her skills.
To the accompaniment of any rhythmic oriental music, a dancer comes out, dressed in capes from head to toe, and begins to dance, gradually taking off her clothes.
Scenario for a man's anniversary
Marina,The hero of the day and his wife participate in the congratulations scene.
The props are an attribute, a baby drawn or printed on whatman paper and a cut out area of the head where the hero of the day will stick his head to participate in the action. The baby can be attached to a piece of cardboard with the image of a car, which is called a “Time Machine”.
Host: We have a miracle machine, 22nd century. It's called "Time Machine". Now, very and easily, we will move to the 20th century, to the year 19__. So, attention…..!
Time Machine!
Before you is a wonderful device,
It has a magical property -
Can turn back time -
Look at ours.
And I ask you, Jubilees,
To this loud fanfare
Go to the time machine
Find the right approach to it.
Rather, get into your role,
Let's turn history back.
Determine your places
And it’s time to start the story.
Once upon a time a little boy appeared
And the news of this shot up.
On that day our hero of the day was born...
Where are you? ___________, appear.
(The hero of the day sticks his head into the slot.)
The baby was gluttonous, we will not hide it,
I was just reaching for the bottle...
Come on, show off your past
And show me, did it happen? How?
(The wife puts her hands through the slots,
takes a bottle and feeds her husband.)
Enough! Looks like I'm already drunk!
Our ________ is growing, teeth are appearing.
Now we want to see here, in front of the people,
How these teeth are cleaned with a brush.
(The wife takes a brush and brushes her husband’s teeth.)
Once the teeth have appeared, you need to eat.
More vitamins and glucose -
After all, this is so useful and gratifying,
For sparkling eyes and beautiful hair!
It is very important for the boy and for all of us
So that everything grows and blooms in time
And the most best vitamin- banana!
_______ was shaking from appetite.
(The wife feeds her husband a banana.)
Our baby has eaten and treated himself
We can stop our story here
But, friends, it’s not good to walk around uncombed -
It's time for the boy to comb his forelock!
(Wife combs her husband)
Of course, many years have passed
We are all watching a fairy tale -
Much water has already flown under the bridge,
We remember history.
______ grew up, the time has come, fell in love,
He asked me to marry you,
And so it happened - I burst into tears,
At least he held his feelings in his fist!
And you, Wife, take a handkerchief,
Wipe away the tears of farewell to childhood -
This will be the end of our performance.
We wipe away our tears - one, two, three.
(The wife wipes her husband’s face with a handkerchief.)
This is where we end our story,
Come on, come out for the show...
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"The Tsar at the Jubilee"Characters: Tsar, Babarikha
Stop the noise and din
The Tsar has come to visit you!
Stop eating and drinking!
Give me the floor to speak!
Of course they told me
That you are all quite successful,
Yes in form, yes in all,
Celebrating your anniversary!
Here I came to you,
Just a little late...
Babarikha where is mine!!???
Why are you lagging behind the king??!!
Who will hand it over to me?
My anniversary decree?
(looks around)
Babarikha! Come here!
Yes, bring holy water!
(Babarikha appears with a cup and brush)
Babarikha, bowing to the king: I obey, father, king, I obey!
Of course they told me
The birthday girl is sinless.
It doesn't matter how many years you live,
And everything is beautiful and slim.
I ran to work
How much you endured the boot.
And she didn’t forget her family:
And she's sociable
And she is strong in all matters!
And today is the anniversary
I want to sprinkle it quickly!
(Addresses Babarikha)
Babarikha! Do not snooze!
Sprinkle with holy water!
And the head is light
Sprinkle it unnoticeably...
She could use her brains!
Babarikha: I obey, Father Tsar, I obey!!!
Sprinkle her hands!
So that you don't get bored!
Don't let your little hands shake,
Pouring into glasses!
Babarikha: I obey, Father Tsar, I obey!
Sprinkle her nose.
To hold it in the wind,
What and where - so that everyone knows!
Yes, she called us together more often!
Babarikha: I obey, Father Tsar, I obey!
To live life to the fullest -
Let's spray it on the inside too!
(Babarikha gives a glass of wine to the hero of the day)
So that life blossoms.
I have never known grief in my life!
So that everyone loves you
To be carried in your arms!
(addresses the woman)
Has the water run out yet?
Spray everyone who came here!!!
Babarikha: I obey, Father Tsar, I obey!
I wish you happiness in this life...
Pour us a glass!
Come on, guests, hurry up!
Let's raise it for the anniversary!
You, Babarikha, don’t yawn!
Sprinkle your guests quickly!
(Babarikha enthusiastically sprinkles all the guests)
Hey-hey-hey! Don't get carried away!
Get ready to hit the road!
Babarikha:
Have a nice holiday to all of you,
And we're leaving, goodbye!
Scenario for a man's 50th birthday.
Anniversary scenarios
Options:
Option 11
Scenario for a man's anniversary No. 5
50th anniversary.
Host: We have called all the guests
On this anniversary day.
They looked after the hero of the day,
Dress decently!
And we decided at this hour
Ask you about him.
Both young and old should know
Who is the hero of the day today? (Name.)
Who is ironed, clean shaven,
Has a presidential look? (Name.)
Who is charming, elegant,
Who is a hunter, an avid fisherman? (Name.)
Of course, you all recognized the hero of the day,
But you haven't named it yet. (50 years.)
A very long road:
Five dozen walks.
And today, let's say strictly,
This needs to be washed.
Our dear hero of the day!
We are happy to raise our glasses to you!
May you always be healthy
And be glorious to boot!
And we tell you this, lovingly,
Let there be everything in life:
Health and good luck!
Game "We praise the hero of the day"
Host: Dear guests!
Pay attention to the wine:
Its name.
We gave the name in honor of the hero of the day,
We kept it in the basement for half a century.
When was Vyacheslav born?
The wine was in the cellars,
Since then it has gained strength,
The baby was not left behind.
And to find out if it arrived,
The hero of the day and I will try wine.
This bottle of wine
We pass it back and forth.
On whom the music stops,
He pours a glass,
Says his toast to the guests,
Glory to the hero of the day.
(Game. Toasts.)
Host: And now I propose to conduct an experiment. Here in front of you is a bottle of wine, half of it has already been drunk. I'll start one sentence, and you have to finish it...
I'm starting: the bottle is half...
One word left to say...
Full? Right...
Empty? That's also correct.
But the optimist said the word, and the pessimist said the word. This also happens at a certain age: our hero of the day turns 50 today. In this phrase, you can put a short word or two between the word and the number short words. Let's ask the hero of the day what he will put in front of his age. So, today I turned... So, you are an optimist.
Host: Let's drink to the hero of the day! If he is only 50, then he will be 100! For healthy domestic optimism!
Blitz survey "Constellation Pisces"
Presenter: During the years that the hero of the day lived in the world,
A house is built, a bush is planted, and children grow up.
What else has he done in his life?
What kind of destiny did you build?
Everyone can find out today
Taking a star with a question.
(The constellation Pisces is laid out on the wall of stars. Each star has a question on it. Guests choose a star and answer the questions.)
1. When and under what circumstances did you meet the hero of the day?
2. What do you like most about the hero of the day?
3. What tree can the hero of the day be compared to and why?
4. Why would you present the order to the hero of the day?
5. How big joyful events do you know from the life of the hero of the day?
6. Try to guess the dream of the hero of the day.
7. What question have you always wanted to ask the hero of the day?
8. Tell me interesting case which happened to you and the hero of the day.
9. How many times did the hero of the day change his place of residence?
10. How many years has the hero of the day been holding the honorary title?
11. Confess to the hero of the day using modern jargon.
Birthday boy flexibility and strength test
Host: Thanks to the guests for their answers!
We are talking about the fact that half a century has passed,
Just about half a person's life.
What is age?
Really, nonsense.
The soul of the hero of the day will be forever young.
But a man at 50 always passes the exam:
There is a test of strength, and most importantly, of intelligence.
Now we will see why our hero of the day is famous,
We give him every chance.
We invite the hero of the day to answer several questions.
1. It was given to the birthday boy, and people use it more often than he does. What is this? (His name.)
2. Can a day last two days in a row? (No, there is night between them.)
3. What will the birthday girl do after living 50 years? (Live 51st.)
4. What fabric cannot be used to make a suit for a birthday boy? (From the railway station)
5. Why, when the birthday boy wants to sleep after the holiday, does he go to the bed? (By the floor.)
6. When is the birthday person in a room without a head? (When I stuck my head out the window)
7. When is it easiest for a cat to get to the holiday table? (When the door is open.)
Host: You have just shown the flexibility of your mind,
But he promised to show off his strength to us.
(They put boxing gloves on the hero of the day.)
Assignment: write the phrase with a marker in boxing gloves: . (Completing the task.)
Presenter: Today, hero of the day,
Showed a natural gift.
But not only on the anniversary
You surprise your guests.
Everyone knows you well
You are almost like family to them,
Everyone congratulates me from the bottom of my heart,
They send you a big greeting.
Host: I invite all guests to congratulate the hero of the day in the following way. First, we need to split into two teams: the right half of the table and the left. Each team is given chocolate. At my signal, we pass the chocolate down the chain, holding it without using our hands and biting it so that the last one gets it too. As soon as the last one handles the chocolate bar, the team shouts in unison: .
(Congratulations game.)
Presenter: Dear birthday boy!
Life isn't that complicated
If you're not alone
Your first friend is your wife,
We will give her our word.
(Congratulations to the wife.)
There is always peace in my soul,
When the children are all with you.
Now is the time to tell them.
All words to the hero of the day.
(Congratulations to the children.)
You are for your grandchildren
There are three of them already
On the anniversary year.
(Congratulations to the grandchildren.)
Every year our family grows
Childbirth will continue, relatives will increase.
(Congratulations to relatives.)
Anniversary wish
You can also accept it from your friends.
(Congratulations to friends.)
Host: Let's raise our glasses to the fact that our guests found time and came to us here today for our anniversary!
Congratulations from the Italians
Host: Dear guests! Dear hero of the day! Now greet guests from far abroad with friendly applause. The Italians have arrived.
(An Italian woman and a translator enter in disguise. Each has their own text. The Italian woman reads out one sentence, the translator immediately does it.)
Italian: Brilliant, blooming, scented of winter, hero of the day.
Translator: Dear hero of the day!
Italian: And the sit is free, drunkenly dormoedo tight.
Translator: Dear guests!
Italian: Get out of here with the figato.
Translator: We welcome everyone who is here.
Italian: The hard-working hard worker hasn’t received a damn dollar.
Translator: Representatives of the working class and commercial structures.
Italian: Uchito, chito, scitato, paper marato and muzykato, and then kicked out.
Translator: Educational and cultural workers.
Italian: Bandito, shoot, catch, plant.
Translator: Police officers, police, security departments.
Italian: And other signori lodirento.
Translator: And other other workers.
Italian: Slurp on anything.
Translator: I arrived on a special flight.
Italian: There’s a stubborn light in Italy’s eyes.
Translator: From sunny Italy.
Italian: Congratulations to the hero of the day Vyacheslav
Translator: Congratulate the hero of the day Vyacheslav.
Italian: Dashchito damn chatto from Italiano in chechanto different nonsense.
Translator: I brought greetings and congratulations from Italian and Czech friends.
Italian: It's all unnecessary.
Translator: And small modest gifts.
Italian: Spervanto vruchenzo italiano belly grow, fat accumulated, ok retekiro.
Translator: First of all, our straw.
Italian: It’s very tasty, saucento, rewarding.
Translator: Sauce from America goes with the straws for color.
Italian: It stinks a mile away, the head of the cipollina from the mafioso structure
Translator: For the smell especially from the Sicilian mafia - onions.
Italian: Spilled, drained and underfilled.
Translator: Famous liqueur.
Italian: Pomerento pozhelanto forgiven.
Translator: In conclusion, I would like to wish.
Italian: The back is not bolento, the nose is not chichanto, the catfish are cusanto, the legs are shaganto.
Translator: Health.
Italian: Copanto in the garden, tidy in the house, tascanto bags, timeless everywhere.
Translator: Youth, long life.
Italian: Don’t swear, love always, respect your friends.
Translator: Friends, happiness.
Italian: Always pour a drink for the hero of the day in Vycheslavo!
Translator: Let's drink to the hero of the day Vyacheslav!
(Toast. The Italians leave.)
(The lights in the room go out.)
Presenter: Anniversary candles are lit
Congratulations, hero of the day!
On this memorable, festive evening
We bring this cake to you as a gift.
Let it be in darkness and silence
Words will find their way to you...
Let me wish you on holiday -
Let happiness be only a help.
We wish you good luck, ardor, heat,
We wish you good health again.
And again we will tell the hero of the day
All in unison - .
So that luck awaits you along the way,
And every evening was joyful,
And we will also ask you in addition -
Manage to blow out these candles!
(The hero of the day blows out the candles)
(Tea drinking. Dancing.)
Men are our support, protection and love! Getting ready for your birthday loved one it's important to secretly come up with one entertainment program so that it becomes a real surprise for both the birthday boy and the guests.
For those who want to celebrate their birthday brightly and cheerfully, to give their man emotions, feelings and a little bit of soul, we present funny scenes! They will help not only diversify the planned holiday program, but also present memorable gifts to the birthday boy in an original way, with humor and invention.
At the table
Scene No. 1 “Harmful cleaning lady”
At the height of the holiday, the “cleaning lady” appears with a bucket and mop in her hands. The bucket should be high so that it is not noticeable what lies at the bottom. She starts grumbling something under her breath and mopping the floor.
One of the guests: Citizen, what are you doing?! It's actually our birthday here!
Cleaning woman: What do I care about that? I do my job and don't bother anyone.
(A quarrel begins between the guest and the cleaning lady. It is advisable for this guest to sit next to the birthday boy).
Guest: Don’t you see that we are celebrating an anniversary? The guests have gathered, and you are here with your bucket and mop.
Cleaning woman: Oh, are you having a holiday here? And where is the birthday boy?
(They show the birthday boy to the cleaning lady).
Cleaning woman: So it’s because of you that they don’t let me work? So it was because of you that they found and trampled here? So here are my congratulations to you!
(Takes a bucket and pours confetti on the birthday boy, which lies at the bottom of the bucket. Stormy reaction of the guests, laughter, applause).
Scene No. 2 “Congratulations from friends”
Each person has two balls in their hands: orange, red, blue and green. They sing an adaptation of a song to the tune of “The blue ball is spinning and spinning.”
Together:
The years, like birds, fly by in succession.
But as before, you are young.
We came to visit for the anniversary,
They brought you a cool gift.1 friend
We will give a red ball to the bolder ones,
As a sign of respect, accept it quickly,
Lots of warmth, lots of sunny days,
Your life will become even more fun!2 friend
So that you can be happy all year round,
Take the green ball from adversity.
Let your family, friends be nearby,
You are the best, I say without concealment.1 friend
We want to give you peace of mind,
Reward with a blue ball on this day.
He will save you from sadness,
And only goodness will find its way into your home!2 friend
The orange ball is like a dream,
May it never leave you.
More money, love and warmth,
They will be with you forever.Together
There were also other balls,
But we didn't bring them to you.
No, not from greed, not from miserliness,
Now let's explain what's going on.There was a yellow ball - it decorated the bouquet,
But it is changeable, a treacherous color.
Yellow ball - tests in fate,
So we won't give it to you.We found a black ball
But they didn’t bring it either.
He carries sadness and separation within himself,
And we only wish you happiness!(The text of the song will need to be beautifully written on parchment and presented to the birthday boy to the applause of the guests).
Scene No. 3 “Compliments”
For this congratulation you will need a presenter, whatman paper and markers.
1. On whatman paper, the presenter writes the name of the birthday person horizontally or vertically (whichever is more convenient).
2. The guests’ task is to come up with an adjective for each letter that characterizes the birthday person in a positive way.
3. At the end, the presenter gives the birthday boy a gift for being so perfect. The gift can be some kind of award (diploma, medal, cup) as a keepsake.
Scene No. 4 “Hidden Gifts”
The guests are sitting at the table, the host is holding a bag of gifts in his hands.
Selectively approaches guests with a request to take a gift out of the bag.
Each gift must be hidden in a box or any wrapper.
The host leaves a note for the guest who received the gift, and he himself approaches the birthday person with the gift.
The guest first reads the text of the note, and then the presenter gives the gift to the birthday person.1. Homemade, exclusive,
Oh, I give you a wonderful gift.
With him you will be like candy,
Because there…
(The birthday boy unwraps the gift and says that there is a “napkin”).2. Wear it for the joy of your dear wife,
And remember your guests more often,
I have exactly the same ones on me,
So now you and I are brothers.
(Gift - panties with a gag).3. You never know what life will bring to us.
Take it with you in addition, it will save you from awkwardness.
Perhaps our best reward
As a gift for you...
(Gift - toilet paper).4. Have you thought about giving something like this?
We decided that you are independent,
And he himself is able to make his dreams come true!
Therefore, my friend, accept without regret,
Our gift is a bottle...
(Gift - a bottle of port).
Scene No. 5 “Wishes from a psychic”
Psychic (enters the room, moves his hands mysteriously): Hello! Who's the birthday boy here? Why am I asking, I know it myself! You! (Points with finger). Let me probe your aura! (Runs his hands over his head, whispers mysteriously). I see... I see that your aura is good! Positive moments attract! So, I’m telling you what awaits you: 364 days of prosperity and carelessness! Don’t, don’t ask what’s there in day 365, I don’t see well, it’s vague, your wife, and your mink coat flashes all the time... These are the steps to success and dreams (Steps back and forth with long strides)! So, then again it’s vague - everything is pure banality: happiness, health, love, luck... But what will be, will be - I just can’t lie!
(Theatrically presses his hand to his heart, rolls his eyes and falls to the floor, lies there for a second, gets up, hugs the birthday boy tightly and kisses him on the cheek). Fate itself just contacted me! She said that she was kissing you and told you to give you gifts! (Gives a gift).
Scene No. 6 “Doctor’s visit”
For the scene, you can prepare a doctor’s costume, a phonendoscope, a hammer, and a flashlight.
Doctor (enters the hall, quickly approaches the birthday boy): Well, well, well, who's sick here? I see, I see, what do we have here?
“Dangone never lacks”? (Looks questioningly at the birthday boy, but does not give an answer; he takes out a phonendoscope). Well, let's listen with our hearts?! I hear, I hear: “lovelessness”!
Let's continue the inspection! (Looks at the hands of the birthday boy). Ahh, everything is serious here... in your hands rare disease“work around the neck is never terrible”!
(Knocks on knees with a hammer): And you have “all-over-all-kinosis” in your legs! Well, let's examine the eyes. (Shines a flashlight in his eyes). And here everything is clear: “gadget dependent”! So! Here is my verdict - you will live another 150 years if you take what I prescribe. Take one bill a day, avoid overdose (hands over an envelope with money)! This remedy will help maintain love euphoria (gives a certificate for a romantic dinner in a restaurant, or just a bottle of good wine)! You will have to radically get rid of gadget addiction! I'm writing it out to you best medicines (gives good book or a collection of motivational quotes)! Well, everyone, be healthy! (Bows and leaves).
Movable
Scene No. 7 “Congratulations to the King!”
Characters: Courtiers (2), Guests (5).
Props: The king's throne, costumes for the courtiers (or at least attributes).Courtier 1: Your Majesty, King (Name)! Please sit on this throne! You are the great ruler of your country, and on behalf of all your subjects, let me read you congratulations!
(He unrolls the scroll with importance. He looks around in fear and calls another courtier).
Courtier 1(whispers): Hey, but there's nothing there! Empty. Where is the congratulations?
(Courtier 2 shrugs, then raises his finger. Throws away the scroll.)
Courtier 2: Our king, we will now show how well we know you! Gentlemen, I say - show me! How angry is King (Name)? (Guests show). How does the king dance at a cheerful discus, sorry, ball? How did the king drink too much wine and make his way into his payment room without his wife noticing? (Guests try to portray a drunken birthday boy).
Courtier 1: OU! Class! Are you satisfied, our king? And here are the overseas gifts! Accept, King (Name), congratulations!
Courtier 1: Count De (guest's last name) from the mysterious county (Street or area where the guest lives) presents you with a secret paper! Show it and any product is yours! (Give a certificate).
Courtier 2: Princess (name) from a beautiful country presents you with an enchanting aroma! With him you can do anything! Neutralize your enemies and gain allies! (They give perfume).
Courtier 1: We know that you, our beautiful king, dream of catching a golden fish so that all your wishes come true! Prince (name) from (...) gives you the opportunity to do this! (They give fishing equipment).
Courtier 2: Our dear king, the next gift is worthwhile thing! A magic potion that intoxicates the mind, leading to a state of euphoria and bliss! Allow me to present you with this wonderful drink! (Gives cognac).
Courtier 1: And I make a generous contribution to the treasury, Your Majesty! Grab this treasure chest! ( Gives an envelope made in the form of a chest with money).
Scene No. 8 “Three brooms”
Three women will be needed for congratulations. Each of them has a broom in their hands. In total you need three brooms: oak, birch, eucalyptus.
First woman
To have a healthy man
We give you an oak broom.
From adversity and all sorrows
We'll soar you with a broom.
(Woman with oak broom lightly pats the birthday boy).Second woman
Don't fuss and don't suffer,
Better yet, use a birch broom.
Let's walk over the shoulders, over the head,
So that you are as healthy as a bull on a cow.Third woman
Here it is a eucalyptus broom.
So that all sorrows disappear, let’s soar him boldly.
So that the bones do not creak, the lower back does not ache,
Let's walk with a broom just below the lower back.
Scene No. 9 “Congratulations from oriental beauties”
Characters: Girls dressed as oriental beauties (you can distribute the roles according to the number of gifts). The girls enter the ceremony and leave after presenting gifts to oriental music, performing oriental dance movements.
Girl 1: Today you are Sheikh al-Sheikh, you are the best today! Gulzia, Ramza, Thames, they all came to congratulate you!
Girl 2: You are a lover of bright life, accept gifts quickly!
Girl 3: So that everything in life is smooth, not unsteady, hold on, we are giving you a fish! (You can arrange a “bouquet” of several types of salted fish, or just sets of snacks).
Girl 1: So that your wife dotes on you, you are wearing a set of tea!
Girl 2: Well, of course, we prepared sweets for tea! With cognac!
Girl 3: There are no sweets (shrugs). Here, hold this bottle! (Gives a bottle of cognac).
Girl 1: For you, who likes to swim in a warm river in the morning, we will give you, no, not panties, but we will give you a boat! (Or a spinner, or other fishing accessories, then simply replace it with the words “that’s what!”)
Scene No. 10 “A Little Life Story”
Characters: Presenter, guests (3), guests (2), wife
Props: chair, sheet, cap, diaper, bottle with a pacifier with a cocktail, animal masks, inscriptions “Car”, “ball”, “Prestigious work”, school bag, audio recordings: “My only”, “Oh, this wedding”.
The birthday boy is wrapped in a sheet, he can put on a diaper, put on a cap, and sit on a chair.Leading: Sit down, dear guests. Now we will tell you briefly the life story of our birthday boy.
When our hero was very little, they gave him a bottle of milk... (He comes up, gives him a bottle, it’s filled with alcoholic cocktail. It is better to find out about the preferences of the birthday person in advance, and, of course, it is advisable that the liquid be white). He drank and fell asleep, and had wonderful dreams.
(Several guests wearing animal masks run out and show funny dance moves). Waking up in the morning, he ran to play with a car or a ball!
(Guests come out, one has the inscription on the back “Car”, the other “Ball”). Our birthday boy has grown up (the host helps the birthday person remove all attributes, gives him a briefcase), and began going to school, where he met his first love. (A girl runs in with a briefcase, chews gum, the birthday boy looks at her, the song plays: “My only one!”)Young woman: What hatched? The fool himself! (Runs away).
Leading: Our hero grew up, did not forget about his first love, and promised himself to marry her! And, in the end, he still married, but to someone else!
(The song “Ah, this wedding sang and danced”) plays.Leading: Then I looked for a prestigious job, worked well and provided for my family with dignity!
(The guest runs out, the inscription on the back is “Prestigious work”, the birthday boy approaches him, and he runs away, hides, and in the end, of course, catches him).All characters speak in chorus or in turn: Life flies by, but don’t rush! Feel free to write your story! Walk steadfastly on the path to happiness, there is so much more to come! Well, we congratulate you, don’t judge, how prepared you were, your people!
(Next is the presentation of gifts).
For a woman, the most important anniversary is 55 years. After all, it is at this age that they retire, and they begin to new life. Do you think the same? Then what we offer you next will interest you one hundred percent. After all, here you will find the newest and most modern scenes for a woman’s 55th birthday. Funny and with dressing up - the scenes will be the hit of your festive evening. So, quickly study them all to arrange an unforgettable holiday, and your hero of the day will be satisfied!
Scene 1.
One guest sits in the garden cart, and the second takes the cart and carries it along with the guests. They go to visit the guests, and then a policeman appears and a whistle blows. The cart stops near a policeman.
Police officer:
Good evening! Traffic police captain - Nalivaykin! Where are we going in such a hurry? Why vehicle without numbers?
Guest in cart:
Captain, isn't there any traffic police now?
Police officer:
Why not? This is not the traffic police, but our traffic police has always worked, works and will work. After all, we are: the State Alcohol Inspectorate!
Guest near the cart:
Alcoholic? Inspection?! It’s so good that we met you1 It’s just a holiday, we’re in a hurry for our anniversary.
Police officer:
For an anniversary?! Tempting. But I still have a 7-hour shift, then I have to turn in my shift, write work orders, fill out protocols... in general, I agree, let's go!
And everyone goes to the guests together.
Guest in cart:
Oops - we've arrived!
Guest at the cart:
Well, comrade policeman. Look, maybe someone is breaking it?
A policeman looking at the guests:
How long have you been sitting there? Three hours, three o'clock? But you can’t tell, it looks like you just sat down. So the first fine is for raising toasts too slowly1
Guest in carts:
Or maybe there is some way to avoid this fine?
Police officer:
Can! We pour, drink and avoid a fine.
All guests pour and drink.
Police officer:
So, let's look further. Are you our hero of the day? Let me congratulate you. And on behalf of the traffic police, I will hand you (looking around) this garden cart (throws the guest off the cart). As I understand it, you are retiring, which means you have a lot of time, you need to go to the garden, Agriculture lift up!
So, since there is a gift, it means another reason to drink1
The guests pour and drink.
Police officer:
Oh, time flies! I have to go, my shift is ending. But first, one more gift.
(addressing the hero of the day)
Is this your husband? Great. On behalf of the traffic police and the authority given to me by law, I allow you to use your husband free of charge, that is, for nothing!
Now if you'll excuse me, it's time!
Scene 2.
It’s great and even good to have a fairy tale for anniversaries. Just not the real one, but remade in a new way.
For example, the following video is a scene in which a fairy tale called The Three Little Pigs takes place. Watch the video and you can stage such a scene at your party. We assure you that your guests will laugh until they drop!
Scene 3.
And here we suggest just playing with all the guests and giving the hero of the day original gifts.
To do this, you need to prepare a package and put the following gifts in it: horseradish (grows in the garden), herbs (can be bought at the pharmacy), garlic and onions, brine and moonshine. And then everything is according to the text below. Read and you will understand everything yourself how to play and give:
Scene 4.
And one more scene with the postman Pechkin. He will also present the hero of the day with a gift at the end.
Pechkin:
Knock-Knock. Is this an anniversary being celebrated here?
Leading:
Yes, and who are you?
Pechkin:
I'm postman Pechkin. I brought telegrams for the hero of the day from Putin himself (points his finger up).
Leading:
Great, hand it over quickly!
Pechkin:
Eh no. That's not how mail works. First, we need to check your documents. But I see that you are drunk, so I won’t check your documents, let the police handle that. I'll come see you tomorrow.
Leading:
Wait, Pechkin. Why tomorrow? Come sit with us - eat, drink. I hope the employees can drink their mail?
Pechkin:
You can both drink and eat. Well, let me sit with you.
Pechkin sits down at the table and is treated to a glass and given a snack.
Pechkin:
Okay, I've become kind. I like you. I'll give you a telegram.
The presenter reads out the text of the telegram. After which everyone drinks for such an unusual gift.
An anniversary is not an ordinary birthday, but a transition to a new stage of life. That is why it is customary to celebrate the anniversary on a grand scale. And so that the holiday does not become simple gatherings at the table, you need to add a little emotion and fun by playing out funny scenes. When preparing skits for a woman’s anniversary, you need Special attention pay attention to costumes: they should be bright and unusual. And, of course, don’t forget about the musical accompaniment and decorations.
No. 1 – “District”
Characters: district police officer, witnesses The district policeman enters Good evening. Allow me to introduce myself - Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, your local police officer. So, let's celebrate? Which one of you is a citizen (name of the birthday girl)? You? There is an anonymous complaint against you, which is why I came. Witnesses, come in. Witnesses come in So it is, citizen. Have you guessed yet why I came to you? No, not for the anniversary. Well, if you look closely, this holiday becomes direct evidence of the accusation against you. The point is this: the complaint states that you are in possession of an illegal moonshine still. Do you deny? Then why is there so much alcohol on the table? Did you buy it? Where did you get so much money! I immediately understood - drive it yourself! And aren’t you ashamed, citizen (last name)? Right under the nose of the authorities, without a license! What about taxes? What if you poison the whole area for me here? Good vodka you say? Well, let the witnesses judge. Pour for the witnesses. They pour it to the witnesses and at the same time offer it to the policeman. 
I'm on duty, so no need. The witnesses take the glasses, and the policeman stops them. Stop, comrades. How can I draw up a protocol if I don’t check it myself? Oh, I’ll have to take part in the identification too. They pour a glass for the district police officer, everyone clinks glasses and drinks. Eh, good! I mean, it’s a bit strong, it won’t do much... But I want it! What will the witnesses say to this? Fine? Good. Well, citizen, you have a good moonshine still! It’s somehow shameful to even take it away, especially on a birthday. Okay, pour another glass to make the protocol faster and easier to write. Well, now it’s not a sin to have a snack. Do you have any snacks? Yes, I know there will be! After all, I found my way here by smell! After all, the hero of the day is the director of a meat processing plant. How is it not? I have recorded in detail here in my anonymous account: how much moonshine and how much sausage. So, what kind of sausage do you like? (The birthday girl calls.) So do I! But I rarely try this: I have a busy job - I run around all day, no snacks, no drinks. I mean, neither sit nor eat. And the salary is tiny, just like this little glass. Oh, why is it empty? Witnesses, did you come here for identification or what? Pour it, and I’ll read out the protocol: During the inspection, it was established: The citizen (birthday girl) has a moonshine still for ... years. After explanatory and preventive work, she made her verbal promise not to use it again. Literally: “I promise not to do this again, I’ll do it differently.” Based on the above, the police commissioner, Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, decided: To oblige the citizen (name of the birthday girl) to distill moonshine exclusively for her own needs, that is, to treat only her relatives and guests, especially Senior Lieutenant Ivanov. Date of compilation and signatures of witnesses. Well, (name of the birthday girl), formally everything is clean. So we can continue the celebration. Witnesses, pour it! Happy anniversary, citizen (name of the birthday girl)!
No. 2 – “The Doctor’s Visit”
Characters: doctor Someone dresses up in a doctor's costume and instead of another toast reads medical indications birthday girls. They should be beautifully designed in the form of a letter. Dear guests, I was in a hurry to go to the holiday to check the health of our hero of the day. So, after observing her condition a little, I can read out her medical testimony to you, if, of course, she doesn’t mind. Last name and first name of the birthday girl Age: in his prime. Blood type: real “blood and milk” Tone of life: fully developed Pulse: It is not always possible to measure, because it is in full swing. Heartbeat
: fickle - sometimes ticking like a clock, sometimes jumping from an excess of emotions and excitement. Vision: 100%, can notice any little things. Smell: subtle sense of smell - can easily determine where the wind is blowing from and with whom the husband communicated the day before. Hearing: like a big ear.
Diseases: without special reasons hibernates after a luxurious dinner at a restaurant and while reading books. Daily regime: V Lately Instead of walking, I switched to sitting and even lying down. Conclusion: the patient is absolutely healthy and is just beginning to live. Recommendations:
- more assets;
- less negativity;
- take from life everything that is still not received due to hard work.
The certificate is presented to the hero of the occasion amid applause.
No. 3 – “The Cleaning Lady”
This small skit is done during a break between other numbers, or is performed when everyone is sitting at the table. Characters: cleaning woman. A cleaning lady appears on the stage in a believable image - a robe, a mop, a bucket of water. And he begins to wash the floor (not for fun). Leading(or one of the guests): What are you doing here, it’s actually a holiday here! Cleaning woman: I need to work. All sorts of people come here and get dirty, and I wipe them off until midnight. (continues to grumble quietly and wash the floor). The presenter chuckles and leaves. At this time, the guests continue to celebrate, and the cleaning lady continues to clean the floor. At some point, she must leave for a while and exchange it for the same bucket, only filled with confetti instead of water.
After this she goes to the edge of the stage (or festive table) and with a calm look pours the contents of the bucket onto the guests with all his might. Usually, everyone tries to dodge, and then laughs for a long time.
No. 4 – “Babe”
Characters: presenter, baby. For the role of a baby doll, it is better to take a plump man and dress him up like a little girl: bows on his head, lace pantaloons to the knee, a small blouse, a toy in his hand, and so on. Presenter: 
Dear guests! Let's remind our birthday girl of a carefree time - childhood. Moreover, a guest came to visit us, who can full confidence tell us about it. The “babe” runs out skipping and begins to sing in a child’s voice (“A Christmas tree was born in the forest”).
I'm a tiny girl
I don't sit still
(Insert name of the hero of the day), like candy,
I appreciate it the most!
Everyone calls me baby
But everyone sees for themselves:
My big belly
You can see it here and there!
In your favorite children's dress
I came to you for the holiday,
To the beautiful birthday girl
I have some surprises in store.
They are sitting beautiful
Among your guests!
Very tasty for this
The candy will be for her!
The little one runs to the hero of the day and presents a sweet present - a large candy, coin or medal.
No. 5 – “Fortune Teller”
Characters: gypsy woman A gypsy woman appears with a bag. It contains Kinder Surprise eggs. You need to unpack them in advance and come up with them for each toy. comic prediction, if it works out, you can improvise. There are as many eggs as there are guests plus the birthday girl. If the budget is limited, then you can take a few eggs and the gypsy herself will choose the people to tell fortunes for, without forgetting about the hero of the occasion.
Today to each of you
I will predict a simple fate.
I'll find the solution quickly
Taking one look at the essence.
Take an egg each
Forgetting about your age and position!
Let what's hiding below
No. 6 – “Eastern Guest”
Characters: old man Hottabych Old man Hottabych appears, dressed in a robe, a turban and holding in his hands a rug and a small bag (in it are pieces of paper with numbers for completing tasks). He bows and addresses everyone present: Hello, honorable guests and the most beautiful of the birthday girls! He lays out a rug and sits on it. Then he turns to the birthday girl: Oh, the sun of my life, the most beautiful (name of the birthday girl)! I have come here from a distant land to fulfill your wishes. But first I would like to be convinced of your wisdom and ask some tricky questions. If, of course, you allow it. The hero of the day allows it. I obey, my lady. First, I’ll ask you this: is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row? The answer is no, because they are separated by night. My incomparable one! Listen next question: What does the birthday girl have, but other people use it more often? The answer is the name. And now, my sun and stars, I will fulfill your deepest desires, and the honorable guests will help me with this. He gets up, bows and goes to the guests. 
Dear guests. Now you will fulfill the wishes of our dear (name). To do this, you must be ready for anything and complete tasks without hesitation. Now, pull out your tickets. Each person is given a bag from which a piece of paper with a number is drawn. Then Hottabych gives the task by number.
To cheer everyone up,
You should sing a little.
Kohl arrived for the anniversary,
Drink a glass quickly!
Giving a little happiness,
Take the swallow pose.
And with deep respect,
Make a short toast!
You, my friend, got the right
Give your neighbor on the right a kiss!
Give a compliment
To the hero of the day from the heart.
Our birthday girl
Just a fairy tale - top class!
Come to her quickly
And hug me tightly.
Kiss the hero of the day,
Just don't hurt!
Well, my friend, come on,
Tell me a joke.
When all tasks are completed, Hottabych says: Oh, incomparable (name)! There is one more gift left with which I want to please your Perfect eyes and ears. This oriental dance is for you! 
You can take two or three guests as performers, both women and men, who have not previously been involved in the competition. Oriental music comes on and Hottabych dances with them. After finishing, he approaches the hero of the occasion, bows and says: My lady, I am leaving, but leaving you in good hands: your guests will always fulfill your wishes. Well, I'll be back for the next anniversary.
An anniversary is a special date, so you can’t leave it unnoticed. Well, funny scenes will not leave even the most serious guests indifferent.